just came back on here after a while. sad to see, devrant used to be so vibrant and hopeful. i remember when it used to be special for dfox and trogus to comment on posts, and there would be a bunch of really interesting stories.

Peer review is a life saver!!! My colleague just saved me my job as i almost published this fucking block to production.

i stare at my IDE the whole morning and pretend that im working

@ynnk </3

Working on a bug that in my opinion never worked. “Sr. Dev” dares to say the function has worked before. I’m a 100% sure it never did.
“Yes but everything is being tested before we go live.”

Dude, we have a monkey testing our stuff are you serious!?

Finally got 'em!
I totally forgot about it and it worked!

When a normal person says "IMHO", it means "In my humble opinion"

When a programmer says "IMHO", its means "You are wrong".

Me after my first successful arch Linux installation
Ain't no black hole photo, but yet

I found a tool that saves passwords in plain text. Our client didn’t involve us in the decision process. They bought it. You did this to yourself... #1995 #fuckit

Here's an idea for new drinking game
In circle one after another coders picking absolutely random word, and google it in format <word>.js and if there's a JS library named like that, guy that said that takes a shot
The one who survives -- wins!

Santa is just a glorified sprint master

Lmao who does ths

More Timezones

Weekly I hate my manager thank fucking god it’s Friday

I just noticed I'm programing while wearing a black hoodie, using vim.
I hope nobody uses me for making shitty stock-photos.

Interviewer: Do you know about SQL injection?

Student: Yessss

Interviewer: Okay, how we can prevent it?

Student: Yes, we should prevent it as prevention is always better than cure. It can lead to data loss and other problems so it can be difficult to fix it if it happens. The best case is that nothing like that takes place. [...]

Interviewer: I get it but how?

Student: By not building any web applications.

[Silence]

Interviewer: Nice, you may go. Do not call us. We will call you.

Want to jump to my startup for full time

This is the third time a recruiter calls me while I am shitting on the toilet.
It's one of two, they call me too often. Or I shit a lot

Dude imagine being born in 12/3/4567.
Writing birth date fast af.
You could even slide your finger as a pianist.

Finally stopped using only one password for everything.

Someone paid me almost 200 usd to solve a visual basic assignment made of 13 small questions like palindrome checking, finding max,...

i feel i stole the girls money but i also feel i wish i can do this full time

Age += 1
Flags.legal_drinking_age = True

I GOT A JOB OFFER!!! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE!!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Last year my goals were two:

- work less
- earn more

and I only achieved the second one.
Based on that, my new resolutions are:

- sleep more
- do not work more
- earn more or equal
- to gain stability
- more efficient workouts

Dude straight up told our PM, “nope, I went home.” 😂

Should I get my new domain for 12 months or 1 year? Decisions, decisions...

Correct...

One day I’ll learn to sleep normal hours.

Got a phishing email with name-pw sent as get parameters so i did what ever respectable human would have

LMFAOOOOOOO