I used to live by the "don't deploy on Fridays" rule, but that was 20 years ago when you had to manually copy files, run database scripts, edit config files, etc.

Now that it is done automatically I have no problem deploying on a Friday.

Updating your CV is so 2009, in 2019 you just update your linkedin profile

Those are still the days

I'm not sure the source code for the world is in Java

@Bl00D4NGEL I think it was 400 bad request, then 403 forbidden

It look like the sort of Xmas tree Optimus Prime would have...

I don't think code like that gets written, it has probably evolved into its current state. It possibly started off with "oh no my key exists, throw an exception", then they realised an exception was over kill, so the replaced it with a comment rather than changing it to the code you suggested.

@codedoge well if that leaves you speechless you obviously don't get out much

That is the worst example of speechless making code I have ever seen.

It's clean and obvious what it does. Yes it could be better but it could be a whole lit worse. And it even has comments. Bonus.

Some how this feels fake, but i could be wrong.

does that mean you can charge companies when the role ends up being totally different to the advertisement?

someone changed the system colours?

That's not 100%. 100% would be the whole screen is blank.

Nothing a good hammer can't fix

I thought Cortana for Android had already been released?

A phone you can shave with? Awesome!!!

Isn't the screenshot from windows xp?

I have 99 problems and this dialog box isn't one of them 😉

@Michelle one major benefit of being in a relationship is having someone to clean up your post it notes

@d02d33pak if I was you I'd just get a home office. At least it will never leave you

Do you sing that while standing on the desk?

Maybe you could compromise with the colour and size of the post it notes? 😉

Ouch

If only banks worked like devrant

"Hey guys im broke, can someone ++ me until payday?"

Having a method called button1_click_1 should have set the alarm bells ringing!

@gitpush who are you? 😉

@BindView for what, apologising? Sorry

Maybe the bomb had already been refused and he was typing up his invoice?😉

@BindView yep sorry I totally missed the reference to forms in your rant.. Apologies

I think you misunderstand what xamarin is about.

The idea is you write a UI specific for each platform you are targeting (so you can take advantage of platform specific features). The shared code bit is just for business logic / behind the scenes shit.

If you truly want a write one run everywhere framework then don't use xamarin

@thatdude you mean @paradox ?