Wish me luck, guys.

I'm launching Eclipse IDE while having a Chrome window open.

May the Gods of RAM be with me !

Privacy is a legend

Two CSS properties walk into a bar.
A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

Well he did the right thing

!rant
Saw many people share their setups, so here's mine right now.

Quotes!

12 - 1pm is lunch time. What the hell is it with this team and arranging meetings for this time, does nobody eat?

*Propose new time*

Justification: ... i'm fucking hungry

When you want to be a godly programmer but all you do on your free time is watch movies and porn. :(

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix

My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Just eclipse things.

Teaching git to the team, guy asks what is a GUI. Git'fork out..

Got a new Job on Friday and started today.

Here's to new beginnings !!!

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

I've just realised that I have a variable called fistTime instead of firstTime all over my code.

//Week 33 - Worst Part
$worst = "";
$worst .= "Not knowing the project start date";
$worst .= "Not knowing the deadline";
$worst .= "Not getting the design and sitemap on time";
$worst .= "Teaching juniors developers coding where as they have Degree in Computer Science and me didn't went to college";
$worst .= "After junior developers learn coding, they move to another big company for more pay then me";

//Week 33 - Best Part
$best = "";
$best .= "I learnt a lot last year";
$best .= "I also learnt how to motivate myself for side projects (Not Working)";
$best .= "I learnt how to put myself upto challenge on any development work";
$best .= "I don't have yell at my General Manager or Project Manager because I got devRant now (Fuck Them)";

Alright I have to rant about this.... Yesterday I taught my grandma how to take a screenshot.... Few hours later I see her clicking pictures.... When I looked closely I see she has her camera app open and she's taking screenshots instead of clicking pictures.... "Screenshots are clearer" it seems.... 😂😂😂 I was like....

Job interview

When I started programming Batch Files I decided to go big and and make an Batch Program with a fully functional UI system. Just when I had finished the first menu I kept getting a "goto was unexpected at this time" or something like that. I did everything I could to see about debugging until I finally cleared my calender and spent the next week debugging. A week of debugging goes by and I see someone coding in color rather then black and white at my school. I walk up to him and ask. "What language is that?" To which he replies "Batch". I asked him how he got Notepad to be in color and he simply pointed to the top left of the screen and it said Notepad++.
I get home later that day and look up "Notepad++" and download the first thing I see. I install the .msi file and I see a language bar at the top of the screen. Set it to batch, and drag my .bat file into the program to see six of my dividers are red bars. I look this up and see there's another spacing option "echo.", I replace my current spacers with this and the whole thing starts working. Fml, that's a week I'm never gonna get back

My hubby saw me using Secure Shell to install some software on a cloud server I'm using through the terminal. After a few minutes of watching, he said, "Oh, the government better watch out for you!"

I've been unable to successfully convince him I'm not some elite super-hacker like he's used to seeing in movies and NCIS.

RIP Server. :(

You know its bad when:

Best experience: Learned about templates

Worst experience: Had to use templates

When you're out to drink a beer and you are thinking at your code...

I should probably clean the sink there is a strange mushroom thingy growing from the drainage...

Meh I will do it later.

Anybody wants a picture of my sink mushroom ?

TFW when just an hour of peer programming solve all your problems that have been bogging you down for a week.

6 engineers in the team, 6 of us using a different IDE/editor.

Everyone except me is wrong, amirite? :P

😶😶😶😶😶😶