When trying to install tomcat 8 on a Ubuntu VM and nothing works

Finally got my stickers! :D thanks DevRant, for being an awesome community. Keep up the good work!

Error code PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

Step 1: download and install Arch Linux
Step 2: attempt to set it up correctly
Step 3: ?!?!
Step 4: fail miserably
Step 5: force more competent friends to help / do it for you
Step 6: pretend like you have any idea what is going on
Step 7: ????!!!!
Step 8: profit!(?)

When you have violated your Linux distro so much that it decides to brick itself for no apparent reason...

Looking back at the VBA code I wrote for work about 10 months ago makes me realize how much reading the Clean Code book by Robert C. Martin did for me, because holy shit my old code is unreadable...

For a fun ride, run this in a terminal:

find / -exec cat {} ';'

I'm studying computer security and learning Linux on my free time, yet at my work I spend most my time in MS Excel and PowerPoint... what even is my life

According to my sysadmin, there is no point in changing our shitty, 20 year old website because technology develops so rapidly, and making it more accessible by Google is overrated...