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Me: try googling this
Team mate: ok. So what do I Google?
Me: are you seriously considering specialising in computer engineering?

Nooooo, R2...

Yesterday, I had a meeting to prepare today's meeting, which goal is to prepare tomorrow's meeting... 😣

Js frontend
Js backend
Js mobile apps
Js desktop apps
What's next? Js kernel?

Who sits there so late throughout the night?
The developer it is, with his code so bright;
He holdeth the mouse tightly clasped in his hand,
He holdeth it safely, he keepth it dragging.

"Oh bug, wherefore do you seek to hide?"
"Look, developer, the sysadmin is close by our side!
Dost see not the sysadmin with his usbchain?"
"Oh dear, 'tis the blur increasing its radius."

[to be continued...]

I keep a little box with decks of cards in it on my desk. Shuffling is a good way to keep my hands busy while thinking and solitaire with actual cards is a great way to unpick the knots in my head.

First post on here. Found this pretty funny :)

Nuff said

Or that...

When someone is watching over my shoulder my codeability sinks with 30%. When coding in just underware my codeability raises with 10%.

Last time someone watched over my shoulder I felt the -30 and tried to raise to -20 by entering underware-mode. Didnt work, somehow they couldnt combine. Turned out to a really awkward situation and codeability instead dropped even more!! Around -70% felt like a project manager!!!

Anyone else prefer working with git visually (i.e. Source Tree) rather than on CLI? I like seeing what's going on easily

Finding this buried as a joke...

Sometimes I name my project "suicide" so that when I do a git commit I could say that I committed suicide.

There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

Got access to a university's supercomputer today, 512 cores, 8TB RAM... I'm still shaking...

Devrant is the only social platform made to recognise the world's hidden heroes, us.

When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.

Reference vs value ;)

most evil thing to do...

My humble work space :)

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

I'm pretty sure I met one a few years ago.

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

Once I was frustrated by a Javascript bug

So I Googled "Retarded JS'"

And holy fuckkk

I found a npm module 😁

Then I Googled "Asshole JS"

Holy mother of all fuckkks

I FOUND THE COOLEST JS LIBRARY EVER 😁😂

The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati

When your Team Leader tells you that he will put his dick in the client's mouth if the client requests for more new features..

So professional :|

Learning git

Please someone tell me there's a better way to copy an object in Javascript...
I can't live with a language where I have to do this