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"That's ok... to test the app I'll just have my daughter play with it. She just clicks stuff randomly... basically like our users" my CEO is actually pretty awesome5
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"Please ad this feature to the tool" spend the next 30 mins removing the comparisons from ugly (something == true) and (somethingElse == false) statements.
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When you are a CS major/part time developer and your uncle gives you a swiss army knife as a present "so if you have to fix computers you have the screwdriver ready"3
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Exception handling: when you really like a cute girl and are about to ask her out. Still you kinda also chit chat with her slighly less cute friend in case something goes wrong.2
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Non develpers often think that Java and JavaScript are related. After being forced to work with both I started agreeing. Clearly the share the podium for being some of the worst crap ever created by a computer scientist7
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When uour manager asks you to change one of the company tools, and when you ask for the sourcecode answers "Sure, I'll open a ticket. In the meantime start working on it"2
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Non developer boss gets excited and praises your talent in writing a simple gui app. Gets angry when you refuse to write an algorithm to semantically infer the topic of discussion from a given text.1