sooo... what's been bugging you?

ffs i was hanging on the computer in the nude (dont judge me wife's sleeping) and i let my hot vaporizer fall on my dick, I'm pretty sure i got a second degree burn

An app that takes in a recipe and scales down the quantity of ingredients to be able to make just enough of it for one person.

Things a wise man would say

Day -1

When confronted with a dark confined place other people are wandering into smiling

"FUCK YOU I DONT WANT TO GO IN THERE!"

I've never understood the corporate word "bi-weekly"

Like is it, two times a week?

Or is it one time every two weeks?

Which is it ffs?

Things a wise man would say.

Day 1

"I'M NOT DOING THAT !"

👉👉👉👉👉👀

when you think you're being helpful

For people complaining that devRant is oh so dying and what not, it's you being dead inside. See my messages(https://devrant.com/users/retoor/...) this is full time messaging for a few hours now. It's alive and kicking, i assure you. I tried to work on something tonight but got totally distracted. Very terrible for my dev statistics since I monitory myself very well (automated).

The time I had left between messages were spent on Snek chat.

Heavy life.

Missing a meeting because I was reading devRant. Worth it.

was looking for this for months, now I'm a happy kid =]

Got to stage 3 of 5 of an inteview and just discovered the person at stage 4 decides who is qualified to continue, interviews are crazy this days, am lucky i got a job and am not desperate else i would be screwed by this assholes 😡.

Why does the girl in the Google Meet permission dialog have anal beads for hair?

GenAI 2025

GUYS GUYS I AM VERY EXCITED TO ANOUNCE I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SCABBIES!!!!!

It's been a while since I've said it

Fuck AI, Fuck Sam altman, Fuck Open AI, Fuck Microsoft

Fuck any other chatbot company that exists in today's world

Im so drunk right now no cap fr fr

And fuck you too kanyewest formerly Alexanderr. Yeah you'd think we'd forget didn't you?

Working on Arduino and raspberry pi but cannot find a good youtube channel for right programming knowledge

When did "9-5" become 8-5, lunch is unpaid?

Closed working permit sucks ass, I cannot work anywhere, not even in a fast food...

So those fucking terrorists in charge over here want to raise VAT by 2%

Ain’t no way doing cocaine feels better than cumming.

- AI (LLM)
- quantum microchips (https://x.com/satyanadella/status/...)
- flying and electric cars (https://edition.cnn.com/2023/07/...)

what a time to be alive!!!

Some people have a very confusing way of communicating things…
And you need to painfully pull out of them every bit of information.

Colleague:

```
ITEM_ID <- only this will work
1200
1201
1300
1301
1400
1401
```

Me:

What does this list mean?
(I want to know if this is supposed to be a white list, but that doesn‘t make sense business wise)

Colleague:

*explains what the ITEM_ID means*

Me:

(Yeah I know what it means)
Are those ids in the list examples or the only possible values?

Colleague:

Yes, examples. But there are restrictions. Not all will work.

Me:

(Ok this is confusing again)
What are the restrictions?

Colleague:

*Explains the restrictions.*
(Those have nothing to do with the list)

Anyone else sick of repetitive talking
Bullshit excuses
And civilization history and technology and progress in our economic system being held hostage by fucking whacked out psychos?

Christ I sure am

My god why are all parser combinator libraries in Rust so bad??

Is it too much to ask for to parse a normal ass programming language with error recovery???? That's like 99.99% of what people need a parsing library for and somehow error recovery is always some weird after thought bandaged on after the fact

For fucks sake, I'm finally getting over the urge to reinvent the wheel all the time, but now all the libraries suck ass so I have to. Arrghh!

Why do I have this eerie feeling this won't end well...

Pilots and doctors are always so clean and positive.

Today I completed a childhood goal. Finished Time Crisis II

I'm the only one who loves programming and computers but hate most of the culture around it? The tropes (caffeine addiction, programming socks...), the YouTube "gurus" who makes clickbait titles and usually screams while reading other peoples blogs, the [hyperSpecificWebFramework]Conf where hours are wasted in which seems an infomercial for "yet another way to update an HTML page basing on a series of properties", the hackathons...

More I distance myself from this mountain of BS more my enthusiasm for tech grows

Do you use windows, Linux, or macOS?