“This should be super quick.” - product manager

How cute *_*

The fact that you have to write "__" at the start of a variable name of a class to make it private (IntelliSense is not able to parse that. So you just "cannot see" that thing, but you can use ist) tells you everything about a language that you need to know...

What do you do when lose job?
For me, began to build something for myself.
My first project: https://github.com/anity99/Photon

"the moment I saw your rant I knew it was you" of course you fucking knew, it has its God damn nick name right on top! Fucking rope pullers

Old but gold. Which one should I use for my site? 😏

Will they be taking our jobs now? 😂😂

I'm not sure if this counts as a rant, but I'll proceed anyway.

So it's been very long since I've used AngularJS and recently I had to use it for some new project. I had to pass data across the states without showing it in the URL. Remembering solving that that thing before, I straight away Googled and got a Stackoverflow question with accepted answered. Delighted, I've gone through it and realising that I didn't up vote that answer, clicked on the up vote button. But as it turns out, I CANNOT up vote it. Not because I didn't have enough reputation, but because it was MY OWN ANSWER!

I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad :/:/:/

Nothing to add ;)

#Magic

!rant

I'm getting married in 3-ish days. This Friday at 11am. Super stoked and super nervous at the same time. Sorry that this post isn't dev related I just needed to say this somewhere!

you are my...

😂 😂

Programming tought me that time is relative.

8h of writing code feeling like just 2h and a hurting back.

...
We are using a shitty language and a even more shitty IDE at our company for our software.
I'm quite new to this, so I don't know all sorta stuff.

Was writing an addition to a convertion from an old system to a new one.
Needed to "Map" Strings to IDs, so I used a switch case to determine the needed IDs.

Because that fuckin horseshit has no realtime errors (just at compile time...) I didn't realize that there is no such thing as strings in switch case in this language.
So I wrote this whole fuckin shit and when I compiled I got massive list of errors.

So I had to redo that shit with If, Else If... And that motherfucker just crashed on me...
HOLY SHIT...

anyone with same mental disorder as me ? 😂

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB

That was a trip down the memory lane

Always deliver the goods.

Even if who you work for are idiots, and the product is useless. You never know who will see what you've done.

- I did a six-month underpaid project for ShittyCompany.

- Strived to write it nice and clean with unit tests and good(barely) documentation.

- Got a call up a year later from a consultancy company who integrated with the application I wrote. Now I work for them, and it's as close to my dream job as I could hope for.

Tired of windows crash Installing Ubuntu for further web development

Stolen from a whatsapp status.

Steeling crime in our office
My mug is stolen and being used by a colleague
I am suspecting the newbies that started 2 weeks ago

!false
It's funny cause it's true 😐

My girlfriend figured out the twist in Mr. Robot by episode 3.

Kid use Instagram
Men use Twitter
Legend us devRant

Presented without comment.

age++;

This bus company got... inspired.

"Yeah, we didn't send out a notice about changing the format. We figured you'd notice when your code stopped working."

I am going to buy this cool new app for my windows 10.

A sound recognition system

Being deaf is one major factor that's kept me from moving out. I can't hear sounds like doorbells, fire alarms, etc

I want to build a client-server solution that can be trained to recognize specific sounds [more details]