i love programming cz it's fucking awesome

No credits, sorry

I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

As a person who spends 99.99% of his time at home if not at school programming, reading, and watching netflix, what can I do to develop my social skills?

I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

found this on the internet.

Well, they're'nt lying

Food, Clothing and WiFi

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

This was under appreciated in class.

Was visiting a house for possibly renting a room there.

The guy who showed me around gave me the weirdest look when I asked about the Internet speed cD

Priorities!

this. is. very. common.

Can machine learning kill my boss ?

My fellow students as high school freshmen: You can code right?
Me: Yup
Them: So can you like hack the school and better my grades(they are all honor students btw)
Me: *Sure, want me to hack paypal and get you some cash too?*
Them: Jeez just asked for a tiny favor.

True 😂

Uhm...?

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/...

Seems like a great deal.. 😂😂

*burp* Me..Merry Christmas

I made a thing. It's called Claymore.

It's like lastPass, but with a bomb attached to it.

Its *burp* like, if you're like really paranoid about your passwords, you can just, you can just blow it all up.

Pro-Tip, if you run it on port 1337, it's extra sec-*burp*-ure.

Am I kidding? Maybe. I made this w/ booze, so.

My cousin bought me a backpack big enough for both laptops and all the gear I need (with pockets for all). I'm a happy nerd 😄

Did you say security?

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Real university assignment:

"Write an AI to win this 2player game, restrictions: you cannot save to a file and every turn is a new run of the program."

And then people ask me why do i keep saying university is useless.

Kim Kardashian

Writing a change log must be fun.

Dad is also a dev/architect. Mom barely knows how facebook works. So essentially she thinks I'm either playing games or working hard. Dad knows I'm just playing games.

original dev-related memes with a cause are great

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

1969 vs 2017

Interesting... 🤔