What does everyone want for Christmas

I want to shove this rant right up your ass

A coupon for a week alone. So I could put all the Damocles' swords to rest

MAYBE do smth fun for once... If I have any time left to spare

@jestdotty u mean a laptop?

@SidTheITGuy Ah you mean this little elf’s holiday cheerhole? I’ll let you eat my candy cane too if ur a good boy. I know the dating life can be troubling and stressful - I once had 0 bitches as well - so tell you what, I’ll warm you up next to the hot fire with a spiced cider and then we can see where things lead?

If ur not Sid, this is not for you

Freedom?

Literally nothing.

When I say nothing, it’s not because I’m trying to help poor friends/family or because I haven’t bothered looking.

There is literally nothing I want.

*inhales* youuuuuuouuuuu

JS going EOL.

* world peace

* no more javascript

* that it's the last christmas ever

Jeff bezos lifestyle

v bucks

Escape from this hell

@Root go to ireland

@aviophille why last Christmas ever :(

@iiii That’s a different kind of hell.
Also, I would be in prison by the end of my second week, either for standing up for myself/others or inadvertently causing some second-hand offense by mentioning/alluding to the violent migrants, crazy rent prices, corrupt government, etc.

I’m bad enough at these things at work where I only get a talking-to from management and HR, but in Ireland it’s actually illegal with no actual proof necessary.

Heck, if the Irish garda saw the memes on my phone they’d lead me to prison straightaway.

@Demolishun I’m well aware it’s Jihad, and who is behind the policies and political agendas pushing for immigration. Doesn’t take a lot of effort to figure out, just seeing through some lies and mirror-talk.

Everyone wants world peace and to eradicate their enemies.

@jestdotty I think the French had a pretty good answer to the problem.

A 8 PM -> 5 AM sleep cycle

Or dat ass Chonkie

@IdontHaveAName how about a name?

@Demolishun government is a monopoly on violence, as anarchists say

If you think the grocery store is gonna always have food you won't grow your own vegetables. Then when they start selling rotting ones, is it any wonder people start guerrilla gardening

@MammaNeedHummus that sounds rly nice but nearly impossible for me. I ate too many spicy chips and now I cannot sleep.

@shovethisrant ibs?

@MammaNeedHummus nah just extremely spicy - I probably have it now lol