Can someone please just shoot me in the head with a hunting rifle

No.

ja

I don't like wasting firepower/bullets.

I have a nerf gun?

@MammaNeedHummus that's cool. You can do it multiple times

Sorry, all I got is a cunting rifle.

Are you a deer?

*presses down the aorta while counting*

Nighty night, sleep tight.

@jestdotty his pronouns are: venison and gamey

Come on, you're not going to feel that.

@Demolishun mfs swear that every meat that u can’t find in the supermarket is “gamey”

@kobenz the “rifling” of a rifle refers to the characteristic of a spiral interior of a barrel. This makes the bullet fly more stable and accurate. This type of barrel only accommodates a solid bullet. A shotgun is where u can use a “slug” or “bird shot”

@Demolishun also come hang out with me at the beach today

@shovethisrant that sounds epic. Enjoy man!