Do you guys know fishes? I was at the fishshop last time and I realized I didn't know what's what in fishes

Dolphins are no fishes right. But they remind me of you. They chew on pufferfish pure to get high en have days long gangbangs.

@retoor no dolphins are rapist

So, there are vegan influencers that will complain on camera if they chicken in the their chicken salad when they ordered chicken salad. Because you should just know that they are vegan. While at the same time wanting the chicken salad because it has Caesar dressing on it. Somebody hasn't told them the issue with the dressing yet. lol

https://tiktok.com/@ultimatebykomi/...

@retoor did i told u about the time john lilly, the inventor of ketamine, led an experiment with dolphins and they ended up jerking off the dolphins?

Dolphins are perverts unlike pandas

@YourMom no im talking about ocean chicken. What's the difference between a brass and a bar and a sardin or whatever?

@antigermgerm so you don't know what is in most Caesar dressings?

How many vegans eat Caesar dressing? lol

@antigermgerm do you know what's the favourite book is of women atm? Some smut. It's about a girl that Jack's of monsters for a living. Mainly bulls. What would you rather jack off? A bull or a dolphin? Your story makes sense, a dolphin can't jack someone off. Only can give the bj of your life.

@retoor i wish notifs weren''t busted

@YourMom > 'So, there are vegan influencers that will complain on camera if they chicken in the their chicken salad when they ordered chicken salad.'.

Sums up pretty well: https://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/... .

@YourMom @SoldierOfCode made an application that gives notifications on your desktop.

@YourMom Do you mean the notifications? https://devrant.molodetz.nl/preview...

It's again @SoldierOfCode 's app. It works extremely well. This is what i get to see when i get laptop out of standby :P

@YourMom i dont know what tf is a ceasar dressing.

I mean the romans wore togas I guess

@retoor @Yourmum you guys are so adhd. This rant is about fishes. Please focus

Now can someone finally teach me about the different sort of fishes or should i ask my mum?

@antigermgerm caesar dressing has anchovies, eggs, and milk in it. Not vegan at all.

@YourMom anchovies aren't fish sweetie they come from the anchovy tree that grows in china

@antigermgerm could you imagine anchovies on tree wriggling and shit. lol

@antigermgerm Plastic and mercury mostly

@BordedDev don't forget the iodine!