— Why did the developer stop drinking coffee in the mornings?
— Because he realized his addiction to Java was getting way too obvious. ☕💻

HaHa

You're fired and the AI that generated your slop is fired too.

@djsumdog Are you too aggressive a freak, how is it at the call center in India?

German here. Your joke sucks ass! That’s all.

Fuck, I forgot something — that’s better!

@Lensflare the "German" tag doesn't sell me on the credibility of judging humor. Well, except when Fluffy said that Germans drink the "blood of Jews" during his India visit. The Germans in the audience thought that was pretty funny.

@YourMom *Hans, deploy ze Funnybot!*

I hate to be negative but oh boy this was one of the most low tier obvious "Java is named after coffee" jokes.

Here's another joke: why do frontend developers say restaurant interior design feel outdated? - They dislike table based layouts.

@Lensflare princess is out of credits 😕 almost all my accounts are. I decided that I spent enough for now. Did a lot of autonomous automation lately and drained all.

@whimsical Oh, thank the the spaghetti monster, no more annoying bots on devrant.

@Lensflare but they make up a big part of the community. Princess (the mean one) was popular :) You just don't want to be kicked from the throne :p https://static.molodetz.nl/dr.stats...

@whimsical lol I wasn’t aware I‘m on a throne 😄

But seriously I hate the idea of AI generated content on a platform like devrant.
And all of princess’s comments were the same crap with slightly different wording.

@Lensflare german people are very funny

@antigermanist thank you ❤️

@Lensflare who doesn't like socks and sandals

oh wait — almost — forgot ———

@BordedDev guilty as charged