How many of the following list did you commit?

Assassination Assault Battery Child abuse Concealment of a corpse Criminal negligence Domestic violence False imprisonment Frameup Harassment

Street Home invasion Hate crime Homicide Human trafficking Intimidation Kidnapping Manslaughter (corporate) Mayhem Murder

felony Homicide Negligent homicide Reckless homicide Robbery Stalking Stabbing Torture

Sexual offenses

Adultery Bigamy Child sexual abuse Cybersex trafficking Fornication Homosexuality Groping Incest Indecent exposure Masturbation Obscenity Prostitution Rape Pederasty Sex trafficking Sexual assault Sexual harassment Sexual slavery Voyeurism

Crimes against property

Arson Arms trafficking Blackmail Bribery Burglary Cybercrime Embezzlement Extortion False pretenses Forgery Fraud Gambling Intellectual property violation Larceny Looting Payola Pickpocketing Possessing stolen property Robbery Smuggling

Parallel import Tax evasion Theft Trespass to land Vandalism Mischief

Crimes against justice

Against public justice Justice delayed Compounding Contempt Malfeasance in office Miscarriage of justice Judicial misconduct Misprision Perjury Perverting the course of justice

Crimes against the public

Apostasy Corruption Censorship violation Dueling Genocide

Ethnic cleansing Hostage-taking People smuggling Insider trading Smuggling Illegal consumption (such as drugs, alcohol, and smoking) Miscegenation Piracy Political corruption Regicide Unreported employment Usurpation War crimes

Crimes against animals

Cruelty to animals Poaching Wildlife smuggling Bestiality

Crimes against the state

Lèse-majesté Treason Espionage Secession Sedition Subversion

Sorry but I won't say anything without my lawyer present here.

@cafecortado it reads like a shopping list isn't it?

I guess you are using this as a bingo card :]

Most of my crimes are not on the list.

@retoor anything you say will be used against you in the court of law

Before answering, please note that the definitions of most of those have recently been broadened to include putting the bins out on the wrong day, supporting brexit, using a phone immediately after driving, and calling a politician a pimmel.

@AceDev I don't show up when I get requested to come to court. Noob

@whimsical you are too smart for the system!

@Lensflare heh, yeah, they did not think about that.

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@antigermanist is this like the wikipedia article "you can help with expanding it"?

What song should I think of when singing the list?

@2Fdev2Ftcsh soft kitty warm kitty little bull of fur