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retoor6387hSwastika, it will make her think like "Wow, how did he do that?" and she'll be impressed for ever.
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A short story of his worst offense?
Or maybe ASCII art of a penguin or a window... depending on the OS you'd been using. Be sure to pick _the other one_ for maximum hilarity, though. -
@retoor It's a he ;P
@D-4got10-01 unfortunately he thinks he knows how to code so he will look at the code being merged -
@BordedDev Ah. Met that type in the past. PM's Significant Other was a programmer. She once fixed that * cough * very complicated bug of timer overflowing... it was probably the case of texts overlapping when the timer went from 2-digits to 3-digits or something, so her magical fix was obviously
```
if timer > 99;
timer = 99;
```
...or the other way around the timer would go into the negative, so
```
if timer < 0;
timer = 0;
```
whatever the bug was, that was her skill level. -
@TeachMeCode I dunno, how big are average mans pecks? To be "fair", it's probably his wife that is having a period and not giving him any nookie. He just likes to go into "I'm opinionated now listen to me" mode
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Period or he’s pissing blood due to a severe kidney issue and needs to be in the ER
PM is on his period, and since I'm leaving, anyone have any "fun" recommendations to leave in the code?
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