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retoor80817dSwastika, it will make her think like "Wow, how did he do that?" and she'll be impressed for ever.
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D-4got10-01236917dA short story of his worst offense?
Or maybe ASCII art of a penguin or a window... depending on the OS you'd been using. Be sure to pick _the other one_ for maximum hilarity, though. -
BordedDev283617d@retoor It's a he ;P
@D-4got10-01 unfortunately he thinks he knows how to code so he will look at the code being merged -
D-4got10-01236917d@BordedDev Ah. Met that type in the past. PM's Significant Other was a programmer. She once fixed that * cough * very complicated bug of timer overflowing... it was probably the case of texts overlapping when the timer went from 2-digits to 3-digits or something, so her magical fix was obviously
```
if timer > 99;
timer = 99;
```
...or the other way around the timer would go into the negative, so
```
if timer < 0;
timer = 0;
```
whatever the bug was, that was her skill level. -
BordedDev283617d@TeachMeCode I dunno, how big are average mans pecks? To be "fair", it's probably his wife that is having a period and not giving him any nookie. He just likes to go into "I'm opinionated now listen to me" mode -
TeachMeCode538117dPeriod or he’s pissing blood due to a severe kidney issue and needs to be in the ER
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BordedDev283616d@c3r38r170 That's fun idea, I think I'll create a "documentation"/checkout pr with that in it :D -
wojtek322195416dMy codebase at my old job had:
- a link to a hosted book of sherlock holmes
- a rickroll youtube link
- a list of quotes that the CEO said
- a buggy function called "DisturbanceInTheForce()"
- comments about wanting to die and pure hatred about css or a comment about "God help me" and then an ugly piece of code
I tried to leave as many unchanged during my time at the company :D -
runtimeTerror4412ddefine a macro for true = false
and false = true
and watch the chaos
or if project is in C
#define NULL ((void*)0) -
BordedDev283612d@runtimeTerror4 unfortunately it's the inferior sveltekit clone, next.js, and the backend is djanko (with rest framework)

PM is on his period, and since I'm leaving, anyone have any "fun" recommendations to leave in the code?
rant