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@donkulator nah but I've been on an ostrich farm
Ostrichs are fucking stupid.
Emus, on the other hand, are wonderful. -
@antigermanist The Australian Army took on a bunch of emus in the 1930s and they got their arses handed to them.
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@donkulator I know. Emus are so cool though have you seen them dance and jump and run away? Good luck hitting one
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@antigermanist Wait you're telling me we can solve their hunger problem?
There are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos
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