it will be fast, I said
it will be clean, I said

it was neither of those things

For a moment I thought this was going to be one of b2's shitting anecdotes.

@donkulator goddamnit

did you just call my product poop

AAAAAA MY SUFFERING

it wasn't fast, it wasn't clean, but that's not even the things that the customer complained about

Narrator: her man didn't walk straight for the next 20 years

See now you're reminding me of joyce

Where do you live again ?

Are you back where you usually lived ?
Same time next week? Bang ? Lmao and then I'll fuck lis lmao

@AvatarOfKaine idk who Joyce or lis is

I live in Canada. moved around a bit growing up though. East Coast, West coast, East Coast again. went to 15 different high schools

been living in French land now like 15 years. I do not speak French and I don't like them trying to force me to so I'm not about to start

This place where you live wouldn't happen to start with a b would it ?

@devux-bookmark give me some slow and dirty you whore !