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504 Gateway Time-out

Motherfucking dogshit php websites made by Japanese cunts.

Fuck you.

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    I heard they made a unit test library for php and called it unit 741, or something like that
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    The amount of PHP code is slowly dwindling. Going to take a bit longer before it's not a majority anymore though.

    PHP 7.x or higher is pretty good tho, compared to where it was.

    I'm sure it's some shitbag cdn/reverse proxy timing the request out before it can finish. Depends on what the request is doing if that time spent is warranted tho.
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    @kiki lmao
    Unit 731 btw
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    @rootshell what are you talking about? PHP is undisputed number 1 on the backend right now. You mean amount of _freshly written_ php code? then maybe yes, but php is here to stay
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    @rootshell this is why I said "something like that" :D
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    @kiki well I took away your doubt.

    PHP used to be 75% of the internet IIRC its about 60% now.
    I love PHP currently on 8.3 with async via OpenSwoole. Disgusting speed with an "interpreted" language hitting close to compiled languages in speed. :}
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    @rootshell nobody who ever coded in PHP ever had sex at all.

    It's a fact
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    @antigermgerm didn't know I was nobody. Thanks, glad I finally know who I am.
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    @rootshell what you did with the priest during that summer camp doesn't count.
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    @antigermgerm jokes on you I never went to summercamp D:
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    GTA V Trevor.
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