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Inspired by jestdotty's comment:

> *makes spooky JavaScript noises*

What would be a noise or sound that most accurately represents JS?

I‘ll start with two suggestions and we can vote for the most fitting one.

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    A squeaking clown nose
  • 7
    A long silence waiting for npm install
  • 2
    Both

    Also use pnpm (corepack is part of node so it's easy to switch, corepack enable pnpm)
  • 1
    @BordedDev > 'Both'.

    Played at the same time?
  • 5
    It's the sound of a drunk on the bus, muttering random stuff, grunting occasionally.

    And then very suddenly, and very spectacularly vomiting.
  • 2
    eternal cries of pain, damnation and suffering, slightly spiced with demonic laughter of whichever clown first thought it'd be a good idea to bring the frontend-abomination that is JS to the backend.
  • 3
    clank-clank-clank, callbacks chaining together before collapsing into a stack trace, followed by an constant woosh of a browser struggling under a memory leak
  • 4
    The involuntary, sad laughter from Joker.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch/...
  • 1
    Falling metal pipe sound.
  • 1
    the sound of a tree falling in an empty forest with no one to hear it.
  • 3
    I imagine it sounds something like the dialup tones of the early 2000s, or perhaps incoherent screaming.
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