i tried to pull the desk of the toilet up, but it was too heavy, so it slipped and fell on my fucking dick, which made m - devRant

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retoor

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I think this is not possible since even a surgeon doesn't have the precision tools to find your dick.
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donkulator

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There isn't a desk in any bog I've been in.

Is this a new thing, like a standing desk, only it's a shitting desk?
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retoor

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Did the LHC find your pp already? They're trying to find to to make a collision between two particles.
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antigermgerm

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That's what you get for being a whore.

You have to learn to respect yourself
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antigermgerm

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@retoor don't body shame people with small dick. They are blessed.
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Lensflare

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@antigermgerm

> They are blessed.

Explain :)
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antigermgerm

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@Lensflare my penis is too big and it scares woman away. No joke.
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antigermgerm

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@Lensflare I'm thinking of getting surgery
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donkulator

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@antigermgerm That's not because it's too big, it's because they're just trying to buy their groceries.
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antigermgerm

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@donkulator I'm not joking. It created numerous relationship issues in the past.
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Lensflare

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@antigermgerm my condolences.
How does your wife take it?
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antigermgerm

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@Lensflare bravely.
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Lensflare

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@antigermgerm that’s what I wanted to hear! :)
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Demolishun

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Is this the second calico dick injury on devrant? Or are there more?

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