accept fungi

Eat them or be eaten by them, I say.

@retoor we all join the great mush AI

@tosensei @retoor what about oyster and shiitake

@retoor I can cook up some great mushroom dishes ;P

Why the hate on shelves? (I don't hunt wild mushrooms)

@retoor you could also ask who had the idea of trying to drink the milk coming out of animal's tits, eggs coming out of the assholes of chicken (I know it‘s not actually assholes) and honey puked out from bees.
There is a lot of weird shit that we eat.

He's such a fun guy!

@tosensei what about enoki?

Also @retoor does have the right height... I guess they really do trim the ears when you leave

have you heard of our Lord and Savior cordyceps which zombifies bugs and you can take it too and it will give you fake adenosine from which you can create RNA and DNA in your body booyah become one of mushroom

fuck mushrooms are so cool

I wanted to make a game about mushrooms but the research on mushrooms is overwhelming as hell

it was gonna be a rts where you're a fungi that takes over aliens that visit your planet and evolves symbiotic/parasitic relationships with them, like body snatchers. and you take over the whole galaxy. eating. these. Star Trek. fuckers. yeeehaw. innocent explorers 🥺😈

@jestdotty sounds like a fun concept

They'll get my corpse, but never my spirit!

Dude, I even drink my coffee with mushrooms.

@retoor makes stroke victims walk again

can cause anxiety in some people though. might need vitamin B3. makes your body go through b3 faster probably. it's important for fueling a specific energy type for neurons

also I heard some dudes might start getting male pattern baldness cuz it messes with their hormones somehow. seems to only effect very few. not sure what that's about, wasn't interested in it cuz this isn't my gender

Chanterelles, Lions mane, Cordyceps, Chaga and Reishi is something that I almost always have around

At some point I was thinking about making the business farming them

@devJs my bf wanted me to open a café that would make drinks with them lol

heard in some cultures they use them as poor man's hot chocolate so started adding them to drinks

@jestdotty i literally drink all of those in a coffee.

I order it from mushroomcups.com

The heat can render those mushrooms useless, this guys have tested their brews in a lab, like hundred times until they made it that way that it gives you mushroom effect

Not a super mario mushroom effect, but still...