Things I didn't know existed, but now do because of devrant:
1 - calico dicks
2 - naughty trolling C devs that are girls
3 - dev elitists (actual elitists, not just trolls)
4 - superior German devs
5 - starving webdevs
6 - angular anger
7 - forum spam wars
8 - super shitters
9 - pedophile game devs who get banned
10 - you shouldn't say your mom to people because sometimes people's moms are dead

11 - hydra trolls
deleting themselves and coming back with twice as many heads

@retoor my mum died because of a cartard

12 - cartards

@antigermgerm As a fellow member of the grammar nazi community I‘m obliged to tell you that it’s mom rather than mum.
This is your first warning.

@Lensflare In normal english it's "mum". it's "mom" in whatever idiot language the yanks are using. Nobody cares about them and you guys should kick them out of rammstein before they coup germany again.

@antigermgerm everybody knows that American English is the normal english.

Is it nourmal tou write OU everywhere when a simple O is sufficient? Nou, it’s nout.
Lououk houw ridiculous it lououks.

@Lensflare irish english is the normal english. Americans are a bunch of nazi morons who still count shit with their feet and thumbs and stuff

@Lensflare maybe not, but colour is the waiii. Just like flavour.

@retoor no, this is criminal.

I wish my mother was dead

No. 13: half of this site is gay

15: crack-smoking wizards. (hi)

Am I 2, 3 or 7? Not sure.

Takes too long, i asked AI.

@retoor well, it would be elitist in a positive light. I see elitists being a negative light for gatekeeping. I don't think you gatekeep.

@Demolishun no, i'm the opposite of gatekeeper but I do think that some people are not build for the job but let them find out themselves.

@retoor You're number two, but **NOT** in the fecal sense. More like figurative -- as in, that's the shit.

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