What is your biggest fear? I'm very scared of cows. Look at them murdery eyes.

They tend to have a lovely temperament, particularly if they're kept as pets / sanctuary animals and not farmed.
I'd be pissed too if I was force impregnated constantly for milk production while my offspring are annually taken from me for meat production 🥺

They're very cuddly apparently

And fluffy when shampooed!

Apparently they have regional accents too. A french cow will sound different from a Spanish one apparently

@MammaNeedHummus one day a whole herd charged me and I had a near death experience.

I saw the light I'm telling you. Good thing god sent me back and ordered me to run and scream "HELP MEEEEEE" like a wuss.

@MammaNeedHummus In my defense I was very drunk.

If they ever figure out what the deal is, we're properly fucked.

It's one of those "low probability, high impact" scenarios the blokes in suits like to talk about.

@donkulator remember chicken run?

cows are highly empathetic so maybe they can see your soul and you know your soul is fucked

I don't think they'd be mad. it's called a symbiotic relationship. do wild cows even exist? humans keep domesticating animals and plants and what this does is it lets that species live on because of us. like what the fuck is wild corn? nobody knows. it went extinct. there's no wild horses anymore either. we basically keep species alive because we put them in symbiotic relationships with us. I'd say it's a good deal

Isn't that a moo-se?

@jestdotty I believe that's called parasitism and not symbiosis in this case

@jestdotty there are definitely wild horses. Who else will come to take me away?

@MammaNeedHummus I actually think that farmer cows are happy actually. They do not even attempts to escape.

@antigerm22 cows prefer to flight instead of attack. There must be something very upsetting about you to even make a cow attack

@donkulator we won't they will just flight. THey rarely attack

@jestdotty wild cows exist in mountains of austria at least. I've seen them and they're just nice and relaxed too

@demolishun Omg, that's the daddiest of them all

@retoor maybe there was a bull idk i ran away didnt have time to watch his pp

@antigermanist Apparently it's a metre long and can be used as a weapon.

@antigermanist you don't have to watch it, only feel it

@MammaNeedHummus no, symbiosis

because humans procreate them, feed them, etc. we cure them of diseases. everything. very symbiosis

symbiosis is generally given the example of "these two species can share food", like big sharks and little suction cup things that attach to them and eat parasites off them. sharks get their parasites removed and the parasite eaters get food

humans provide food, remove parasites. you just have to sacrifice your milk, babies. but we will also breed you with bulls -- no dating around required! welfare provided also

I know it's in vogue to call human parasitical though culturally for the green death cult. in that case I think a better case could be made that we are parasitical to dogs for example, because we horribly inbreed them and don't care about their health, intelligence in any way anymore since they're just emotional support animals now. we don't even eat them so we make them unhealthy since that's not going into our bodies

@jestdotty Right?

I mean come on just let those tiny shit dog go extinct already it's breaking my heart to see they cant even fucking breathe. Just get a cat already

they kill more than sharks per year, apparently