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You're in with a chance there, @jestdotty, he won't be single for ever.
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@donkulator remember that he told us that he would cheat on his next whore (woman) for 2 years minimum.
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@SidTheITGuy yeah, it‘s a shame that we can‘t downvote without also making it disappear.
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@donkulator I have a boyfriend! such stellar goods don't stay on the market looong
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@jestdotty I bet he can't shit like b2 though.
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@donkulator maybe if I experiment feeding him weird things
yesterday i was jogging on the street. 3 random whores (women) were walking towards me, side by side, took the entire fucking pavement, not giving a fuck to move over so i can fucking pass. i am NOT going to step aside so some WHORES could walk. im on a fucking mission. im jogging doing cardio. fuck YOU. so i didnt move a fucking inch. i jogged and they walked. as we intersected i SLAMMED a fucking whore with my shoulder, to her shoulder, 3rd newtons law, we hit each other because the fucking WHORE does not have brain cells to figure out she NEEDS TO MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AS A MAN. FUCK OFF. then they turned around and looked at me as if its MY fault. NO, you FUCKING WHORE. it is YOUR fault. FUCK these fucking today's women all of them are FUCKING brainless and whores who got nothing to offer but a piece of used pussy (except @jestdotty she cool and not a whore)
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