Some of the best devs I've seen have no degrees. Absolutely opposed to barring self-taught developers from coding along side their degrees peers.

THE STROKES!

Best band ever.

Yeah. Spam sucks. I hate it.

If I see this in code I have to deal with, I'd be pissed. 😝😝 Please don't do this in real life.

Must be Oracle. I HATE Oracle.

That one threw me for a tailspin. Nicely done.

"Agile". Yeah. BS. I find a lot of the management styles get in the way. Just give me a prioritized task list and shut up! 😂

Gross!!!! 😝 This kind of thing represents everything wrong with Java.

@JavaRules The training book I had used Swing. Was so freaking ugly. Ended up going a different direction. (JS FTW)

Oh-- and TOTAL CRAP Oracle Forms apps that have Java as a runtime dependency. Shoot me now.

Maybe my beef with Java is how poorly implemented stuff is that I interface with. Here's the first things that come to mind for me: Battery drain. Performance is laggy. Java Swing and it's butt ugly UI. Random crashing. Did I mention bad performance?

Java can't be light-weight. 😝 It's against the laws of nature.

Yes, Java sucks so bad. Why anybody still uses it (especially for desktop UI stuff) is beyond me.

Wow so yes!!! Where's the option to +1 X 1000.

Don't walk, run. Oracle sucks.

Java apps look like complete crap. I'd advise against using Swing also, and maybe even abandon Java altogether. Never met a Java app that I liked.

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Oh no, anything but that. It would get abused so badly... 😬

Done this.

What was the project?

Appcelerator Titanium is where it's at. That's what devRant is developed on.

Oh my word. This is freaking hilarious. Got me good. THANKS FOR SHARING! 😂😂😂😂

PHP stands for "(P)retty (H)ot (P)rogramming", so obviously it's the language of choice. 😎👍

@compSci lol. Don't even think about it. 😎

@chrizzle I don't really see any downsides per say, just going to be a pain to transition over to, ya know?

@dfox As a long-term PHP and Titanium dev, I approve this tech stack. 😎

It just got approved like 10 minutes ago!!! Yay! 😎😎😎😎😄😄😄😄

Heh. So true. 😄👍

Good luck, dude. Always a scary process for sure!! I've got one "In Review" right now. May need therapy soon. 😂

Apex sucks.