An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

Thank you Google for splitting my package

How to break a chatbot (well done).

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

And that was enough encouragement

You know you're backend when it took you 30 minutes to program the inner workings of the platform... and 4 days to make it look pretty.

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

Or that...

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

when your janitor knows his audience

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

well, sorry Dave

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

Finding this buried as a joke...

when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

I guess every faced this at the start.

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

so true!!

*You can't make this shit up*

Recruiter: Hi, I saw your profile on LinkedIn and I think I have a great programmer opportunity for you today! Can you tell me a little bit about your experience?

Me: Sure, I mostly work with JavaScript and C# and have several years of experience in designing, developing, and deploying enterprise-level applications in production environments.

Recruiter: Hmm, um OK. Have you ever created programs using InDesign or Microsoft Word?

Me: Excuse me?

Recruiter: You know, anything like pamphlets or event brochures?

Me: Are you talking about physical paper programs such as those that accompany events/conferences?!

Recruiter: Yes! What else would I be taking about?

Me: I'm in the software development industry, so I thought you were talking about programming in that context.

Recruiter: Oh no! Those positions are for the men, sweety. I mean, I wouldn't expect any women to know that other techy stuff...

*Hangs up*

Welp, just found the first horrifying innacuracy in Silicon Valley... Richard prefers tabs over spaces. That cant possibly be a thing, right? Right!!?

When you begin to feel like Hodor...

starts weekend with full mood to work on personal project.
End up watching youtube videos all day long.

When you are taking over someone elses project.

Hotel offers no breakfast, towels are not exchanged unless you request every day, staff does not speak English, cleanness is clearly very broad definition...

WiFi is excellent.

5/5 would recommend.