Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

CSS is easy. It’s like riding a bike, which is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

the actual code is way more than that . Is there anyone who adds the code but doesn't remove the code that isn't necessary

“There are bugs in the code.”
– Said No Developer Ever

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

My dad put parental controls on the wifi password, programmed a key logger to get the password.

Hooked ever since

(6 years ago)

My girlfriend heard I wanted a stress ball. She made me one.

So Dropbox said "fuck the cloud, let's go analog"?

Toilets at our school had errors today.
Maybe an overflow

11 kids in Sydney recreated Martin Shkreli's drug for just $2. The moral of the story? When you do cool shit like this, it's ok if you don't wear pants!

I AM GONNA KICK SOMEONE IN THE ASS. SO BAD.

Boss: Are you busy?
Me: *Schrödinger's silence*.

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

We've all been there!

This is gonna be close...

I usually prefer the single slit design for pen testing personally

when the only solution to your problem is in a youtube video made by a lame 12yo kid

I used to work with a guy who had 2 PH.Ds, in Computer Science and Electrical Engineering and over 600 patents but I kid you not the guy could not use the coffee machine. Now it's not like this coffee machine was as easy as a Keurig, it was some $20,000 espresso machine that took a while to figure out but I tried teaching him how to use it a few dozen times and still he couldn't get it right. It got to the point where I thought he was faking it so that others would make it for him so I offered him $500 if he could figure it out. Still nope. So for the remaining 2 years we worked together I made him coffee whenever he wanted, 2-4 times a day, and he bought me lunch everyday. Before I left the company I bought him a Keurig so that when I left he'd still have coffee.

Best conversation this week:

A: *reporting a visual bug* The text on this page seems to be placed too far to the right, is this intended?

B: No, it's indented.

Meanwhile in parallel universe.

Can confirm

Command line forever

Well Im from venezuela ( yes all the news about the politic and social situation of my country are true). I was begun in web dev 2 years after my mom's dead, before i was studied robotic but I leave.

The people here thinks that i have super powers because i know html, css and js 😂. All the days I try to learn something more, but the books and information in spanish is very poor.

My english is very technician, I hope learn more english to will can read books and articles about the theme.

Im secure with devrant and yours my english will better 100% in future. Merry xmass to all.

I don't remember seing it here, found it on imgur. It was part of a few other pictures with the theme "Barbie is coding" :)

The way to resolve the issues

every friday

Maybe she should try "harder"🙄😂😂

My dream is to build a shopping cart for web stores that doesn't fucking suck.

Seriously Bigcommerce, Shopify, Magneto, etc. All of you can eat bag of dicks and burn in hell for ever.

I don't care what languages you fancy, all of their stacks are a pile of shit, monkey patched together with popsicle sticks and duct tape and it all falls apart with high concurrency.

All their greasy haired sales teams will throw all manners of horse shit at the poor bastards who are trying to run a business so they can pad their commission checks... "High availability", "scalable", "reliable", "Increased conversation rate"... Lying dick fucks, all of them! I am calling them the fuck out on that snake oil they're all peddling.

The only thing worse than their shit APIs is the shit documentation and the shit support that accompanies them.

Support of these platforms are pretty much all the same, sure mayhaps one has 24*7 phone support and another closes at 9 or some shit like that, either way the only people they put on the phone are monkeys that will freeze up and say "I'm not a developer so I can't help you"... Guess what, "Eric"! I didn't ask if you're a fucking dev! I'm calling because one of your devs fucked up and I need you to tell him to unfuck it so I can get the fuck on with my day!

Their app/plugin market places are shameful to say the least. The overall quality of software is somewhat dire and it's mostly dominated by oversees developers who speak English about as well as the language they're developing with (not very well usually).

I could go on until I hit the character limit but I'm gonna end it here by saying, all shopping carts suck and they should burn for eternity in the depths of hell so that a savior can free all developers from this agonizing torment.