My life lately

*laughs in statically typed*

Woah that’s one hell of a meme

Inner Peace

Holy shit! Albert Einstein is a real person!

My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

Why does your project get delayed?

👀 guilty. Kinda.

Inheritance

"When i see a door with a push sign, i pull first to avoid conflicts !!!"

computers are tools

Happened with me in early days 🥲

Been there in my college days.😌

Show 10 lines of code to a dev.

Dev: It could be improved here and there, it can be optimized way better etc.

Show 5000 lines of code to dev.

Dev: Looks good!

Tch tch

😅😅😂😂

The worst unsubscribe form possible...

Every interview

DevRanter: *shares some inconvinience at work*

Other Ranters: Dude, Quit your job. Sell your house. Get a divorce ASAP. Give your kids up. Fly to another country. Disappear from everybody's lives. Start a new life. Change your identity.

#lol

When you don't understand CRUD

Every time😔

When your code finally works but you have no idea how:

Hi Junior devs, we love you 👋

Can't sleep

How Programmers review code

No need for any analytics 😂

Credits: https://twitter.com/shanselman/...

COVID-19
Why it sounds like a JIRA ticket?

My employer tried to install my app in his IPhone X and he scold me why the apk not supported. I explain to him that apk is for Android. He yelled :” don’t give me shit , you don’t have a degree on this so shut up, I do have, apk are universal because it is coded in Java

Favorite themes?
I'm currently enjoying Light Solaris

Docs!

Why the fuck do we set time based deadlines on projects/goals/sprints?

The only way to know accurately how long it would take is if you've done it before. And if you've done it before why are you coding it again?

And of course when these deadlines aren't met it's rarely the manager that gets shit; it's the devs who failed to meet a guess.