covid-19 - COVID-19 Why it sounds like a JIRA ticket? - devRant

Ranter

Comments

12

don-rager

1129

5y

priority: highest
assigned to: 96k people
blocked by: incompetent-state-agencies-42
12

Minion

529

5y

@don-rager Environment: production
7

heyheni

21388

5y

because it's your job to programm it away and save the world while doing a split between two driving lorries.

huehue
4

ilikeglue

1681

5y

Because your body is basically a machine with code you cannot update while running. Or restart it without bad side effects sometimes. So like that one machine doing prod stuff on ages old software.
1

marcus5914

4309

5y

Won't fix (can't contain)
3

aBrokenDonut

1551

5y

I dont know if you copied it, but else give credit where credit is due 😉
0

zemaitis

3731

5y

Whoring for ++s I see
1

scorpionk

406

5y

Acceptance criteria:
- Dry cough
- fever
- difficulty in breathing

Related Rants

devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service