I finally have 31 ++'s 🤩

Error Free JS

Today my sister told me "bro, I want you to teach me how to program". My gf told me the same some months ago

So proud of my girls 😍

I asked collegue about status of component thru Skype (different countries, you know) and received answer he's leaving company in 8 days. FML.

“We want a new website, but not in HTML, we need Wordpress.”

Oh you poor client...

Have a deadline coming up but spent time making this meme. No ragrets

My parents told everyone at church that I have a computer science degree. I got asked to install security cameras 5 minutes after. Cool :/

Heres my $.05 for beginners:

opencv doesnt work if you have a sticker on your webcam

"Standards are like sex; one mistake, and you’re stuck supporting it forever! " - Mark Pilgrim

One of our GOVERNMENT ICT papers had a python code with no indentation at all

My type of developer

Me:
Please save as pdf and send me by mail.

My Mailbox: PDF.docx

#Girlfriend

Technically it ain't wrong

Twice today I've spoken up in meetings and was totally ignored. I guess my idea wasn't even worth a reply? :-/

Five minutes later: oh, right, I forgot I'd muted myself.

- @bradfitz

Me: *hours of coding, develops a feature*
Code: I'm working..
Me: Oh good.. will monitor you for sometime.
Code: Ok, I'm done. I'll stop working now.
Me: WTF

Me: *sits for hours to solve bugs*
And when almost done,
VPN: Someone's having a good day, I'll disconnect you now.
Me: WTF

Me: *tries switching on/off VPN couple of times..*
When it starts to connect,
WIFI: Oh wait!! It's my turn to bid goodbye now. Have a nice day sir
Me: Of course !! The wifi

Me: *restarts router/ troubleshoot etc*
When wifi says connected...
Battery: Good job with wifi.. I'm down now..what you gonna do?
Me: Are you fucking kidding me???

Me: *connects charger, wait for laptop to switch on*
Windows: Updating....
Me: *jumps out window*

Drank this now my entire nervous system is shutting down!

Same lol

It shows when it's time to rant

Hahaha 😀

How will it be called an AI software with (unavoidable) bugs in it? AS? Artificial Stupidity?

If you invite me to a "lunch and learn" about company policies, and I have to bring my own lunch, well, that's just a meeting during my lunch, isn't it?

Today my current company fuck itself.

We were in negotiations about the end of my contract/mission, I want to quit to create a company around AI.

And the actual chairman said to me "You think too highly of yourself. I could find a tenth of people to replace you so shut up and take what we offer".

30 minutes later they received my resignation. 1h after that, the 15 dev under me resigned (after two year working with us they are clearly under paid). At the end of the day, the Head of product and the two good PO resigned.

This morning I get an email, talking about suing me as I made everyone resigned and asking for a meeting.
So I went to the meeting with a lawyer, they weren't expecting it. Boring legal stuff came after that.

And the funny fact: at the end of the meeting the CIO, chief ops and the SRE resigned as well.... As they didn't want to have the run it without all the team...

Funny day :)

Last month the main product, 90% of the company use it, was launched. And in three months 80% if the IT profiles will be out...

That is so me 🤤

CSS, is that you ????

Again, not related to programming.....

Amazing!🚀😂

4000 years later, we are back to the same language

Found this on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought I'd share it on here as my first post. Looking forward to getting to know the community. It's cool to see a community of like-minded people!

You never know.. 🃏

Sorry if I make a typo, my hands a still a little shaky, just had to stop myself from crying.

This morning I came in, opened my email, saw an automated response from Jira saying .... saying ..... saying the backend team provided details about their new endpoint.

After a year of screaming, they finally did it. It was so beautiful I fell to the floor and wept like a baby.

Thank you all for your support through this difficult time. Together we can accomplish anything!!!