@Skayo Well, yeah I was kind of in the middle of something when I wrote that... :D

@Skayo Woooow, I did not expect this! Well, I am not inactive, just lurking. :D
You can count with my full cooperation. I abandoned the project because I was hoping for people to join in, writing API docs on my own is just half the fun. I will contact you using my current GitHub account.

@nitwhiz I am currently living in Hungary. I read it in a newspaper, but I am still waiting for confirmation by my boss.

@Jilano Yes but I did not really like it, the controls of GIMP are not very "keyboard-aware" (or I am just not aware of how they work :D)

Webstorm, Firefox, Slack, Terminal

@1337M0nst3r We all code something retarded from time to time :)

@Konsole Your smartphone knows you need to log in, because it's trying to open a non-https website which gets intercepted by the router and redirected to the login page. The router can do that because it's an unencrypted http connection. You can do the same manually (I usually use api.ipify.org for that).
After that you can open the login page in your browser and look at the source. In Google Chrome you can just type in the address bar right at the very beginning of the URL "view-source:" and the enter. Usually these pages are not fancy AJAX pages but instead a simple form that POSTs something somewhere. Find that, and in theory you can then write an app, that automatically POSTs the required data to the endpoint every x minutes. Shouldn't be that hard.
Feel free to hit me up in case you need help!

@Fast-Nop but that constellation is still just as fast as apache, so the nginx before it makes no sense, or do I not see something?

@vlatkozelka

> if you wanna put it like that, a female monkey would do too :p

And that, children, is how AIDS became a thing.

@fuck2code dude I don't know what you smoked, but I want some of that stuff!

@Stuxnet Right? It's the WORST!

@s0LA I usually would agree, I too love the idea of as much freedom as possible at a young age, however, without getting into too much details, he really deserved it. My brother was/is a completely different case. He got himself kicked out of school because of things he saw online and found funny. Not a single thing, many things. Also we never completely restricted him, we just told him that it will probably work if he'd do his homework. Eventually I told him that actually it was my work, and he did not complain, he even said that probably he deserved it, which was VERY mature and totally unexpected for me. Anyways, the situation has become better since.

@Root It is, right? Sometimes I wonder if they do this shit on purpose. I mean, they CAN'T be that dumb... right...? right.....?

Keep using Firefox. There is no better one.

@ganjaman They aren't available where I live in Budapest :(

Small update, I was at the Telekom and they allow me to have a contract if I pay them 60€ upfront. I have to pay the first three months, after that the 60€ are used until they are gone, and after that I have to pay again, so I don't go back to Germany without paying. What the fuck is this shit.

@RantSomeWhere They say they only accept a passport. My boss told me to go to the German embassy, and Im actually thinking about it.

@filthyranter It's a kind of videochat. Basically customers load the page, register and then the company using it can support them. There is no way we need such a check.

@Ghosty That's exactly how I did it. However, they could still create fucking working docker images!
Edit: I just realized they couldn't as one can't simply buy docker images from good companies =)

@konfou Well, they could've linked this in their installation docs... But yeah, I guess I just didn't search deep enough

@nbamaral Okay, that's true, I didn't really think about that. Nevertheless you'd expect such a big company to be able to write normal code for fucks sake! :|

@Dacexi Yeah, but YouTube evolved since then :P

@Dacexi No, YouTube only counts a view as a view if you really watched the video. Doesn't have to be until the end, but they have some kind of algorithm. Probably on client side, so with a "bit" of reverse engineering you should be able to find the part where the code does the viewcounting and sends an ajax request to the server. From there it should be pretty easy. Don't quote me on that though, I might be wrong.

For me, installing PHP, nginx (I don't like apache) and configuring both to run smoothly takes more time than just installing node, cloning my repo and running npm install && npm start

@awnz No, he doesn't. He actually doesn't know shit about computers.

@Jop- Well, then you're perfectly fine with uploading a video of you dancing drunk and naked to YouTube as long as it's private and noone knows the link? Also, feel free to upload such a picture of yourself to Google reverse image search.

@wholl0p You're using the standard nothing to hide argument, which is bullshit. Edward Snowden once said: "Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say."
Also, if you have nothing to hide, why do you still have walls in your house? Why do you care that someone could see you jerking off naked in the shower? I mean, it's not something you have to hide, it's not illegal, is it? Yet you decide that you don't want people to see you sometimes. And you have the right to do so - not only in your home, but also online. Now the thing is that online it's not that easy to hide, it's impossible if you use Google services, because by using them, you basically agree to give them all your data, your online behaviour, etc.
So yeah, I will avoid Google as far as possible in the future just as I do now. And I'm not a fucking "Hipster" because I do so.

@Jifuna Aww shit, I broke it. Thanks for noticing, I will bring it back asap!
Anyways, it's the triple (three column) variation of the "flatly" theme. It's in the gulpfile.js by the way ;)

@DGApps don't quote me on this, but I assume it works like this:
1. type in a character in binary notation
2. press "done"
3. keyboard sends character to computer just like any normal keyboard would

@coolq Maybe you're the head of the IT department and some IT guy suggested to run software xyz on a virtual machine so it's easier to scale, and now you have to look up the technical terms because you are a moron who knows absolutely nothing about what the people in your department do yet having got the job by being the bosses daughter's husband.