both sides are real

What the hell am I searching on Google?

whatever man

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

!rant;

Got a text from my partner, my stickers just arrived in the mail today ❤❤❤

I don't really know if I can ask it, but wich music do you hear while coding?

As a child:
Look Ma, no training wheels!

As an adult:
Look Ma, no mouse!

Post your work area, fuckers.

My most successful project? The next one.

If that doesn't happen, read this again.

I need more dev friends... currently drinking a beer alone. Not that I am alone but I am unable to engage in normal conversation at the moment. Just finished a 7 hour coding binge where I developed a solution which I am very proud of and which results in weeks of development time saved for the company which results in more time for proper refactorimg and Magic tournaments. I just want to sit down with a friend, show my code, ask for improvements and reason the chosen solution. And drink beer.

Installed on my 2x 980 TI SLI the newest Nvidia Driver 384.76.

Played games on it and some Video Editing. Noticed that I have bad laggs and checked clocks.

Wow clocks were locked at half the max Output. Checked if I can do anything to increase it, nope it's locked at half the Performance.

Tried to install previous Driver, install failed. Went 2 Drivers back and installed the 382.33.

Everything worked again.

WTF are the guys at NVIDIA coding while being drunk?? How the fuck can you lock the powertarget of the GPU at half the Performance and after 4 days not releasing a hotfix? Are they testing this shit even or forcing it into production?

Currently NVIDIA has really crappy drivers and with every update it gets even worse.

And the only option you got is GPU's from NVIDIA and AMD. And Vega is not even released yet.

Hope that AMD will beat the shit out of NVIDIA...

guys, I am getting closer to 4 digits of ++'s. Thank you!!

I love shit posting memes

"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski

Got hooked on some podcasts lately: Arrested DevOps, The PHP Roundtable, and JavaScript Jabber.

What's everyone coding at the moment?

Anyone had this been there - done that moment?
You know when you are developing a web app, you start and then after a while end up wasting hours on just which color to use in UI!!

Is it just me, or is using --> for indentation just dumb?

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

I started out learning Python. And before you "tsk, kids these days", it was before Python became the go to starter language for a lot of universities. No, I started learning around age 12.

My dad (a programmer himself), bought "Python Programming for the Absolute Beginner" and we went through it together. He started out holding my hand as I went through the exercises, but pretty quick I was getting through them mostly on my own.

It was really fun, and I'm absolutely going to do the same if/when I have children of my own. The books exercises were all games, which made it really fun. Instead of "hello world", the first program printed "game over". I was super proud of the hangman game I eventually wrote.

It gave me a leg up when I started taking actual classes, and really instilled a love of coding and puzzle solving in me that propelled me through two degrees.

Wait, what?

Why drink and drive when you can code and cry?

devkitten is tired 😬

Anyone here who ever applied for a software engineer post at Google?

FUCK! I hate CSS!

That rant 😂

Credits :
https://reddit.com/r/...

!rant
*Theoretical computer scientist is at an interview.*

Interviewer: “Imagine that you are walking down a road and see a house on fire. What do you do?”

CS Guy: “I dial the police and tell them that the house is on fire.”

Interviewer: “Good. Now, imagine that you are walking down the same road, and you see that the same house is not on fire. What do you do?”

CS Guy: *Ponders for a little while.* “I put the house on fire and reduce it to a problem I’ve solved before.”

"If I receive a email from myself, send an email to myself"
Now I should send an email to myself but I'm not enough brave

Memes during team meeting