How many of you can relate 🤦‍♂️

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE THIS CAME ON MY EMAIL RECENTLY

Starting at CERN in 45 days :D Can't wait!!!

I’m reading through the Apollo 11 source code like a 13 year old that just found out what porn hub is.

I got the job!

Custom image format update for anyone who is interested…

First blocks of data have been written and the colour table has been compressed from ~170KB to 30 bytes…

Now to decide on my preferred method for pixel indexing, RLE or no RLE… and how should one do the RLE…

So pm2 (a node process manager package on npm) just caused thousands of CI builds to fail because of an "optionalDependency" on a package called gkt which is requested as a tarball from a server that was returning 503. That package consists of one file which contains this

Ok bye....

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dear management,

I require one vertical monitor for my JS, one vertical monitor for my HTML, one vertical monitor for my CSS, and two stacked ultrawide monitors for testing in browser.

Thanks,
Many loves,
Algo.

Responsive Indeed!

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Very comforting..

Friend: What's that?

Me: DuckDuckGo. It's my default search engine.

Friend: Try using Google instead, it's better.

Me: But Google spies on you.

Friend: So?

Me: Don't you care about your privacy?

Friend: It's not like they are going to kill me. It doesn't matter.

Me: *mumbles* typical muggle...

I'm surprised that people could care less for their privacy. I would ban all things google, but I need google docs.

Also, my idiotic school requires gmail and google classroom. Oh, and did I forget to mention we have to use chromebooks!

Someone is spending quality time down voting my shit. xD

Who is this devRant user? I wanna marry her :-)

What’s the most efficient algorithm to find duplicates in a set?

An SO moderator

Anybody tried code licking to solve your problems?

My protest made top of reddit 😁 (that's me!)

Wife: I got a Roomba for Christmas!

Dev Husband: oh.

Dev Husband *hours later* : Did you know it has an MQTT interface accessible over IP? I already wrote a NodeJS app to track if we need to empty the bin.

I got this from a page in fisbuk

Sleeplessness !

https://eelo.io looks very interesting, especially for the privacy aware.. :)

On a nostalgia note; Behind the company, it's said to be the creator of Mandrake.

Snowden doesn't fuck around

Omg!!!😲
How ...?!
Holy shit

I'll just tell the client it's where developers go to complain about difficult bugs in their code...

Good job.

"I don't use Linux because you can't game on Linux"

Shut your fucking cocksucking mouth.

Yes, support isn't the greatest and a lot of games don't work on Linux yet and some graphical drivers don't work.

But don't fucking say you can't game on Linux because you fucking can.

Steam has a Linux game library that keeps on growing and growing.
There are some platforms for games especially for Linux as well even.

I've seen steam games with freaking high requirements run with any lag on Linux computers - open source amd drivers worked well.

The support could be much better (of games/drivers) but YOU CAN FUCKING GAME ON LINUX.

THAT YOUR GAME DOESN'T RUN ON LINUX DOES NOT MEAN THAT NO SINGLE GAME DOES.

MOTHERFUCKER

Haskel seems awesome.

If char* is lost, we will get a system error