When your gf isn't a Dev but still tries to surprise you on your birthday with an HTML cake. But your OCD is killing you because of the mistakes

Src: IG - developers_team

#swag arrives in style from #devrant

me.children += 1;
^_^

Beginning Open Beta testing for a chatbot in a thursday

Friend: What the fuck are these inputs?

Me: just filter them out

Friend: Good fucking lord I was right to disable unsupervised learning

Me:Now you know

They're here! 🎉🎉

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Hi guys! This is my first rant, please be easy on me.

This is for all who always rant about how horible old codes on existing systems are, compared to what new tech they knew and how better they are as programmers compared to the seniors in the team and how they could have done it better... im getting an impression that it's either your a newbie on a corporate world or a freelancer that has not worked well with a system whos been there for ages... first, most of us devs thinks that they can do better than the previous ones, it is a never ending curse for us proud race but as time goes we would also regret our decision..2nd: cost.. migrating a battle-tested / fully functional system to a new tech would take time and money including training, which the management wont agree unless of course you do it for free.. 3rd: standards.. the company has built a pretty solid standards that changing to a new tech would affect it..there are so many more reasons that the only thing we can do is accept our fate.. coding is fun until the system grows to become an abomination that even its creator regret doing it... it's not our fault, blame the marketting guys! :D
Thank you for reading!

What if Apple creates a search engine called iSearch ?

I see this message after 75 days without closing devRant.

Me when I'm FREE :
Hmm, I don't have anything to do, let's sleep for 10 hours..

Me when I have to STUDY :
Let's watch that latest episode of Mr. Robot
Let's complete that side-project I started to 10 years ago..
Let's learn something new in Android Development...
Let's scroll devRant..

"I don't use Linux because you can't game on Linux"

Shut your fucking cocksucking mouth.

Yes, support isn't the greatest and a lot of games don't work on Linux yet and some graphical drivers don't work.

But don't fucking say you can't game on Linux because you fucking can.

Steam has a Linux game library that keeps on growing and growing.
There are some platforms for games especially for Linux as well even.

I've seen steam games with freaking high requirements run with any lag on Linux computers - open source amd drivers worked well.

The support could be much better (of games/drivers) but YOU CAN FUCKING GAME ON LINUX.

THAT YOUR GAME DOESN'T RUN ON LINUX DOES NOT MEAN THAT NO SINGLE GAME DOES.

MOTHERFUCKER

!rant
Dream Interview
-recruiter. Where is the 2nd page of your letter of application?
-me you now can get it as a DLC for Just 4.99!
-recruiter you're hired, welcome to EA Games!

*opens Facebook*

"No, Wait"

*closes Facebook, opens Devrant*

"Ah, Much better"

Some serious debugging going on here today.

Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

🤔🤔🤔

When the client sends you a template they want to use and half of the css file looks like this...

It kinda works and that's okay

When you decide to use a model for an engineering picture this is what happens. (Look at her hand)

Trying to install Arch for the first time.
Gonna be a long day.

when VS thinks it doesn't have OpenTK references but your project compiles fine and references are well set.

Is that a threat? "or else" 😆
Seriously Sololearn is getting out of hand ...

I got my Hacktoberfest stuff! WOOOHH!

Oh God, guys.
It was the stuff of nightmares! It's going to keep me up forever tonight

1969 vs 2017

Mail call!

Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!! My stickers are here 😀❤

I'm overwhelmed! It was a long, worthwhile wait! The first set that was shipped never reached me ): I had mailed dfox about it and he had replacements shipped! He is so awesome!

"DELETE THAT SUCKER" - This made my day.

JSON Bourne

"You look mad."
"I'm running android studio on 4gb."
"What does that mean?"
"God hates me.."