Syntax for my proposed "unsure" programming language.

Variable declaration:

let's just say that <variable name> = <value>

Function declaration:

hypothetically, we could <function name> (<args>){}

Try/ catch:

it's possible that
{

}
...or not (<ex>)
{

}

backToTop is the guy who deserves the most z-index.

#all_hail_backToTop

So thats how Ai works

Last day at my current job

They lack inventory management

Started Steam with the terminal and found this gem of an error message.

Has anyone else watched Silicon Valley?

I just finished it and I really liked it.

If you are not wasting your 10hours to automate your half hour work then you are not a real programmer.

Stop recommending arch
Start recommending arch wiki

These nerds spend so much stuff in their system that every weird shit and behaviour is there

hire me

STOP ASKING ME NEW TASKS A MINUTE BEFORE I GO HOME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Ssh can be scary sometimes 😝

Fuck css in js

The best estimations are the team based estimations. Do a planning poker, but don't agree on the average or median, just sum up all the estimations! 😉

Started learning unreal engine, I feel the need of 3 monitors

I don't write CSS
I have a guy for that

1. PHP would just die

2. Typescript become more popular than flow and the rest

3. Recruiters would stop assuming nodejs = react dev

Peep Peep!

1.) Make Linux slightly more popular on the desktops.

2.) Windows 11 is actually a Linux distro.

3.) Let JavaScript burn in hell

git commit -m "bug fix"

This is so true

If you CC: me on an email I won't read it because I'm clearly not the intended recipient and I'm not going to do your work for you in trying to work out why I should give a fuck.

If you wish me to actually *give* said fuck then send me my own fucking email explaining why I should give a rat's anus about your shitty little problems.

And, if you try to use "but I copied you on the email" as an excuse for your incompetence in a meeting, I will eviscerate you on the spot. You will be looking at your small intestine while I ask your assembled co-workers if they have any other business.

CC: basically means you have no respect for my time. So, if you do it, I'm coming for you...and your family...and your friends...and all the people you know on Linked-In...

Rules for server newbees:

1. Never just copy paste stuff from the internet into your console.

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