This is how every app should start...

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

haha this is funny

Programmer was smoking...

lady nearby: "can't you see the warning smoking is injurious to your life!"

Programmer: "we are not worried about warnings only about Errors"

Cheers from Mexico!

When I accidentally exit f.lux and the whole screen becomes white

Recursion explained:
https://www.devrant.io/rants/241166

And they say I'm not polite

My colleague came up with a great idea for a pocket reference guide

Sometimes Windows be like..

The coolest renaissance picture i have ever seen :D

It equals what? Took a moment for me to understand that line :D

Well, every office needs that picture :D

Waiting...

http://www.rainymood.com/
https://youtube.com/watch/...
http://endlessvideo.com/watch/...
>Open all 3 in seperate tabs
>My ultimate coding zone

When you are the only developer on the job, you turn into a God and a peasant in the same sentence.

Guys, I think I know the answer...

Client had this great idea for a business where he would kennel dogs at his house and have a premium upgrade to the service where he would sell dog treats and other items as well as have a private members only area where they could view their dog.
My first question was "Is there any demand from your customers for such things and what type of budget do you have?"
His response was "I don't have much of a budget but I can give you some hockey tickets and give you a stake in the profit."

I politely declined. He didn't even have any cameras in his house to pull off such a thing, either let alone he didn't have a boarding license. Oh clients.

I hate coffee machines that give you a predefined amount.

I hate coffee machines that don't have enough clearance to fill a big size mug.

I hate weird coffee flavors.

I hate foamy coffee.

I just want plain old drip coffee that I can get enough off without being a hassle in the morning.

There, off my chest.

What do you normally have on your second monitor when not working?

What're you listening to right now to look busy and avoid talking about the overdue feature push?

Lost interest in work for the day, changed a co-workers upload function to target pornhub.
Now we wait....

My client wants a jpg image with a transparent background !!!!!!!

Boss: "Yeah we have a logging project coming up that has to be done in C" Me: "I know C, I can give some pointers on that"