Javascript.

Sounds familiar?
Bug times!

To retire early.

Sometimes I give someone a ++ on here just to bother them with a notification on their phone. It gives me a sense of power.

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

This statement :

People index their .env files on search engines LMAO

This is a best way to post a rant

Started reading the book "Ready Player One". Loving it so far.

Gameboard

machine learning

"I'll make a library out of this part of code, so it'll be portable! But another day, I have to make the whole thing work first"
*1 month later*
"Alright, why are there 4 different versions of this class lying around?"

Considering to cancel the project at the first slightest hurdle I encounter

Totally skipping the design phase and start typing code. Sometimes causes rework.

try{
superLikelyToFailMethod()

}catch(Exception whoCares){

}

What’s the most efficient algorithm to find duplicates in a set?

An SO moderator

🎁🎁🎁

I bet Darth Vader only cares about the UI

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

Couple years ago, I wrote a game in assembly.
Yesterday, I tried to look at the source, and realised there isn't a single fucking comment.

Superpower to answer how long project is going to be done. F*cking precisely!

My Brain @ Day Time And Night Time

Anyone else used Stack Overflow for many years without ever asking or answering a single question?

When AI steal all the dev jobs, I will become upper management and do my best to confuse them by demanding they implement impossible things like 7 straight, red lines that are all perpendicular to eachother, and that are all blue.

When I was trying to learn about parameters 😂

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

Damn it why is developing way more interesting at night time. Makes having a 9 - 5 really difficult

Popup: "Do you enjoy using our app"

No, because I know you want to trick me into reviewing your app

Entering BIOS be like

Ghost in the Shell (2017)