Your code is like someone tried to quit vim

Damn girl you're java!
Hot as hell still a garbage collector🔥

Finally the last part came, to build my first IoT device 😁 now I just need the time to make it 😅

New JS arrow functions:
⇶ (“the gun rack”) – executes three times
↝ (“wiggly boi”) – finds the least efficient solution possible
⟳ (“the self-monch”) – executes forever
⍆ (“🤷‍”) – adds random side effects
⍅ (“the total and complete s**t”) – undoes the only useful and expected part of its execution

Absolutely hilarious 😆

https://medium.com/@Heydon/...

Dear old people who sends me emails and asks me to print out the form, fill it and bring it somewhere. Just take a fking reply...

After couple of hours I made a list of different anti virus programs for almost any Linux distro:

And some other ones:

But... That is 4G....

my family: Eww why are you using Linux

Also my family: Help us, shit Windows broke again

Ok, now I can go to bed.

Spotted this insecure motorbike

sudo apt-get random-tool

Traceback (most recent call last):

Aborting because there's a fork in the spoon compartment on line 43 in main

Error this script only works on Python 2.7 and maybe 4.1 on line 59 in main

Missing symbols when trying to decipher Sumerian recipe for steamed vegetables on line 67 in main

Cannot open shared object: Your OS is a bully and is hiding my files on line 98 in main

Are you sure all directories matching ^(/)?([^/\0]+(/)?)+$ are in your $PATH on line 268 in main

Your computer is kind of vibrating in an annoying way on line 332 in main

Failing because I'm feeling insecure please hold me on line 587 in main

I'm feeling confused about my sentience when running TensorFlow models on line 682 in main

FUCK

HAS ANYONE EVER MANAGED TO JUST FUCKING INSTALL A PYTHON BASED APPLICATION WITHOUT DEBUGGING RANDOM COMPUTER STATE SHIT AND DEPENDENCIES FOR THREE HOURS?

I love when you stare at a problem for like an hour, then go eat a burrito, ten come back and instantly realise the solution

Did a very tiny migration for a client which would normally be done against our hourly rate but decided to do it for free as it would take me like 5 minutes and it was a very important thing for him and he actually offered to pay.

Fuck it, he'll be very happy, it doesn't take me much time and I know my boss would approve.

Did the migration, messaged the client and he thanked me.

Next day a cake arrives at work with my name on it and "thanks for helping us with the migration!"

Now that's how you make my fucking day!

Here's my "setup"

I might be the only one who hasn't cleaned up his desk before taking a pic ^^

So here goes my home setup. The leftmost screen is the first computer screen I ever had about 13 years ago. The right one came next and I upgraded it this year with a monitor arm to make it vertical. The center one is 27" 1080p (1440p was too expensive).

The wooden thing on the left is a ghetto stand for my laptop. Another salvaged thing is the fan on the middle, it's just pushed to a cut usb cable, not even soldered, but it works.

Peripherals are pretty standard: Cheap mechanical keyboard, Logitech g502 and a drawing tablet. My headphones are the shp9500 (best thing I ever bought).

Little by little it came to this and Im pretty happy about it.

PS: Say hi yo my dog.

my desk setup.
I cannot afford (yet) a fancy setup.

This meme is what my setup feels like sometimes, but then I realize I have everything I want, give or take a few things.

So my local job center had me convert my LaTeX CV into Word format, as apparently PDF is to techy for them.

name your db nodes after GoT characters, to remind yourself you shouldn't give a shit when they die.

My dad sent me this 😂

sudo
Suck it up 'n do as Ordered
:D 3:)

I really think DevRant should change "Comment" buttons to "//" or "/**/", or something in that fashion. That would fit well with the increments and decrements :)

I got a design from designer on making a website. I made it responsive all the way to screens as wide as 2000px.

Designer: Why didn’t you follow my design. The site is so wide now on my screen. Can you follow my design?

Me: So limit the site to a max width of 700px as per you design.

Designer: yes please

Me: ok.

[ A week later]

Designer: Just checked out the site on a wide screen. It looks so empty. Can we do something to make the content fit to the window so it looks less empty on a wide screen?

Me: 🤨🖕🏽

git commit -am "doing work of <team_mate_name>"

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*opens page source*
*delete*
Yeah I guess you could call me a hacker

So today I got a new CPU after the old ones were decommissioned. A fresh new desktop.
"Where is my chrome I think."
"Oh ya", I open Internet Explorer, type Google.
Google delightfully asks," Want to try chrome?."
"Yes sir I do."

-This one never gets old!!