Wait... What... Um... Just... Ok

Go update Gallery
Only today!!! 15.4% off

Damn, the day suddenly goes so fucking slow when you can't wait for the day after 😞

That's what really grinds my gears

Has anybody of you tried Solus-Linux so far?
Is it already usable?
Is the repository big enough?

Thug life

So I need to create a nice new web app. Let's look at some cool JS frameworks that I can work with.

*5 mins later* Hm, Angular sounds good, is there any good competitor?

*5 mins later* Wow, React sounds awesome as well. Let me learn it.

Google search result:

"Planning to use react? Check out Vue JS first"

*5 mins later* Ok so vue seems faster than React and much easier to learn. Let me see if Vue is the final choice.

Google search result:

"Angular VS Knockout VS Ember VS React VS Mithril VS Mercury VS Ractive VS Vue VS Riot"

Nope, fuck it

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

My setup at work

Use Dark Themes from begin of first semester.. tell all newbies That the Dark Net ;)

How many apps do you have on your phone?

You realize you complain too much about shitty websites when even your wife, while surfing from her phone, begins saying "this website sucks"...

I coded a Nibbles knock-off on QBasic in elementary school. I kept picking around the edges of coding (HTML, LaTeX, scripts for research tools like R, Praat, etc) and just recently got serious about it.

2d games were and will always be better than 3d games

The first time i write code......

When you need to download....

You know who exactly you are...

Well, this sums it up

Truth!

How I learned programming?
Trial and Error!... Yup. Trial and Error.

How did I learn programming ?

Because careers page on EA said: "Bachelor's degree in Computer Science"

Kids these days

At a hackathon I went to they asked all 1200 participants what code editor they used... 4 people used MS Word.

JavaScript app structure in 2016

(src: https://reddit.com/r/...)

That's the real difference!

A programmer

How did I learn how to program?

I didn't. I'm still learning ☺.

We will never be done learning.

That's the beauty of it all.

bizarrely