The day I decide to resign from my company, and make a new company.
...

Does this company update my servers?

!Rant
Thought this was kind of funny for us lady devs/programmers, and something we can relate to.

The lady in the image is an engineer/programmer and is getting married but doesn't have any girlfriends (since she works in a mostly male oriented field, like us). So instead of having female bridesmaids she had her close brogrammers / college classmates stand up in her wedding with her. I mean, it was probably less drama, anyways! 😂

I'm the only girl on my team so I def relate!

*not my pic*

Friend asked me, "How does it feel being the CTO of a startup?"

Me: "I feel like the main character in one of those cartoons where train, going full speed, is running out of rail road, so he takes rails from behind the train and puts them in front. And the entire thing is on fire. And everyone you hire is trying to put it out with gasoline."

Friend: "Doesn't your CEO help?"

Me: "Well... He had never seen a train before, and he thought they operate on magic and wishful thinking. And he never realized they need rail track to even run. So... not really"

Friend: "So, it's pretty bad, ha?"

Me: "It's great actually. We just closed our seed round. We're about to launch beta. I might even get 5-6 hours of sleep this weekend 😅"

My new debugging buddy!

A friend was teaching me networks... after while though he just started drawing desk setups...

Wait... so every single time I make an app, I'm technically saving $10,000+ ?

https://medium.com/swlh/...

please contact god for detail information

sudo rm -fr /
# deletes unwanted french language pack

"I need you to teach me how to code, so people can't fool me around when they start to speak about apps"
-My boss

So yesterday I said to my private laptop update and shutdown...

Fast forward to this morning. Hell breaks loose. Have to fix it asap! We have downtime. But fucking windows update!!!

You fucking peace of shit should have done this yesterday. And why does it have to take so long.

We all have that one friend...

Am weak 😂😂😂

Just graduated and this is how I feel....

Well that's one way to explain it

"Is that a script or a hand job?"

A friend's colleague (who's pretty bad at English) that refers to manually typing in to the console as "a hand job".

Found this on Intern's screen

When you leave coders to do their own thing
Src:commitstrip.com