Hack his PC and rename all his files to file, _file, __file, ___file and so on.

It's like there is a great filter that prevents Amazon from hiring good UI developers.

@jschmold You Sir, are a legend 😆

Nope. If yourname, yourname1, yourname2..., yourname 1234, yourname2638263..... All are taken then how do you expect your user to remember their username?

@shoop, @funvengeance forgot to mention one most important thing. It's super efficient to type with vim.

@kescherRant intalled it only to find out that tests are not available in it. Damn.

It's not just Bengaluru but entire Karnataka and many other states in India. But everyone needs to stay calm and not unnecessarily create panic and ffs wash their hands, and cover their face while coughing or sneezing.

Yes. Complete BS.

It could be love.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking to make money, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop posting such shit here on devrant, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.

Fuck you.

How much will you pay?

Dear @devphobe,

Thanks for doing that. I don't want whining programmers incapable of writing optimized code and instead writing sub par, redundant, non standard, spaghetti code to use me.

Go write your shit in ruby and spare me the sphagetti.

Yours truly,
python

Dear @devphobe,

I did not ask you to use me.

The End.

Yours truly,
python

Not exactly. This is more like enter your password twice.

@p100sch he had said it. But now he has edited it.

@vintprox It's not the price. The post says that the .io domain will still be functional alongside the .net domain. So they are only moving because of security reasons.

@matste the level of optimism you have is commendable 😂 👏

Quentin Tarantino wants to know your location.

@SomeNone I don't want to. But trust me if something is allowed people will do it anytime they want to. Just for fun.

Imagine you bought a phone and after you reboot it, it says you can only use this phone once. How would you feel?

@C0D4 Nah. There was the possibility that you were hardcore stackoverflow evangelist.

@C0D4 sarcasm? It's a bit hard to tell.

@Alca-Torda initial commit.

Use protection. Drunk might have STD.

@EaZyCode I won't even bother double checking it 😂. I'll take your calculation.

Waiting for someone to post the odds. Where are you my Einstein?

@endor Is this recursion? 🤔

And I forgot to mention 1 more thing. Fuck Shinji and his daddy issues.

Their official website definitely sucks.

The whole series is softcore porn. The ending is shit. Don't want to spoil it here by explaining why ending was shit.

What the fuck. That was the point of the whole series. They don't say anything about the the origins/secrets of the angels/evangelions.

And the penultimate (or the last one. I don't remember) episode can be completely skipped.