That moment when even google doesn't want to do what I asked 😭

Wasted three hours searching for the typo...

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

so I called dell to ask a question about a laptop. after navigating their anoying automated system, I get a guy who can barely speak english. I ask my question which he didnt understand until I asked 4 more times. he finally understands and says "please hold on while I search. 10 minutes go by and I ask if he's still there. he says "yes, hold on" I finally ask how his search is going after another 5 minutes. he says "I couldn't find anything on google regarding your question... really dude!?!? I already searched google and came up with nothing helpfull. you're Dell and this is a Dell product. know your shit!

Just tried the light theme again...

Was this planned?

Reached 1 kilobyte :)

How to check is the battery really isn't charging? Pull the cable out.

No backup, no nothing, few hours wasted. Gonna get some beer ._.

My boss has never programmed before. Recently, he decided that I should print out all the code for an admittedly rather small project (10k lines of Java code, 200 pages printed out), and then have me explain every line to him.

Luckily, he didn't get past 'public static void main', especially since I hadn't even bothered to print out more than that!

Why data sanitization is important.

Love it to code on the passenger seat while my girlfriend is driving. Commits at 230km/h.

When manager tries to get funny.

2016 and I'm still having a dual core and 3gb of RAM on my computer.

"Can't we extract the UNIX from Linux and use it as our server operating system?"

fml

Linux isn't even based on UNIX, but this piece of shit of a bitch of client was so freaking stubborn, and wanted a RAR file of UNIX from me

I love when I accidentally write "git ass" instead of "git add". I laugh every time.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

Headphones ON ears means DON'T disturb unless it's important.

Talking about the chance of rain is not f*ing important. Especially when it's the 10th effin time I'm interrupted by nonsense officetalk in one hour!

I asked my programmer buddy if her baby was a boy or a girl. She said "yes".

So today I made my first basic program in C++ from scratch that worked! After some troubleshooting.. But I thought of ways I could edit it and make it better!

Sad life is sad...

Someday my toaster is going to have an IP address. A bad automatic firmware update will most likely cause it to get stuck on the bagel setting until I plug a usb key in and reflash the memory.

Grandma's refrigerator will probably get viruses, lock itself and freeze all the food inside, demanding bitcoin before defrosting.

My blender will probably be used in a massive DDoS attack because Ninja's master MAC address list got leaked and the hidden control panel login is admin/admin.

Ovens will burn houses down when people call in to have them preheat on their way home from work.

Correlations between the number of times the lights are turned on and how many times the toilet is flushed will yield recommendations to run the dishwasher on Thursdays because it's simply more energy efficient.

My dog will tweet when he's hungry and my smart watch will recommend diet dog food in real-time because he's really been eating too much lately--"Do you want to setup a recurring order on Amazon fresh?"

Sometimes living in a cave sounds nice...

Dear dfox,

Thank you for not making your app completely change layouts and screw up scrolling whenever we turn on our sides when reading rants in bed, unlike nearly every mobile web browser out there. We all really appreciate it.

--Random devRanter

"We reviewed your resume and we're impressed! We now want you to complete this 6 hour coding challenge before giving you an interview."

Why would anyone want a build a product in Perl?

But that is my email....

Hey customer, your idea is not worth 50% of a company we should found together.

My year looks pretty good. How is yours?

So my first encounter with travis wasn't that smooth.