Every Monday morning:

I hate this 9-5 life. This kind of time constrains should not be allowed. I will not allow someone else to control my life. *gets ready to make rebel group and protest against government*

10 minutes later:

*sigh* *Opens up Visual Studio*

I've tried to joke about it, but you won't pick up the hint. I've told you about the smell, but you think it is a joke. It's not. It. Is. Not. A. Joke.

STOP MICROWAVING FISH IN THE OFFICE YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATH!

I'm pretty sure I like getting devRant notifications more than tinder ones now. Somethings wrong here 😂

// Objectify woman
Woman woman = new Woman();

You know your idea was shit when you ask a freelance dev to make it for you, get denied and then see your idea being ranted about on devrant...

Sometimes I have such little idea what I'm to do or doing that I print code to 'analyze' it fully...

Very clever from the programmer

I made a ridicously hilarious hack recently. My refrigerator it's broken, it has a huge leak of water, my hack was to let the water flow in a plastic box and make a circuit with two water level sensors, a relay and a PIC16F628A to activate a pump that sucks water away through a tube that I wedged intlside the gasket of the washbasin. This gave me the time to buy a newer and better one.

Nothing works. Why did I make changes on Friday? WHYYYYY

/* Shameless hack */

Hybrid apps

Once again, another weekend I promised myself to start programming projects, only to step through a worm hole and wake up on Monday.

I hate Google for invading the world's privacy and try to avoid or block their services wherever possible.
Still, I'd love to work for them.

Am I nuts? That's f-ing irrational...

was at a hackathon, had to write an app that sent current location to emergency contact. hard coded the location of where the hackathon was taking place and one of the members phone numbers. we came second

Monday, the loop beginning again.

I propagate to others that the use of singletons is bad, but still use them on rare occasions in code, which only I touch. 😈🐒

You know you are done when stackoverflow gives upon you: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/...

So I decided to run a scheduled job on the server just before everyone starts using the it.

A flow chart to live by

Actually in my last year of University and already received 3 job proposals to different country to receive 5 times my actual sallary...
But... I need to finish my course first!!!

Every.Single.Time!

I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with my grandmother trying to help her sign in to her chrome book just to have her tell me she was punching her email into the password field...

Alright then.

Who else is coming down from a weekend personal projects high after realizing the work week starts tomorrow?

that moment when you are busy

From 9gag but more relevant here...

Should I remove the code, or comment it out until the client changes their minds...

If only it were that easy

In light of the recent Yahoo credential leak...

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