The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

The moment an other team couldn't deliver for a deadline. CEO came to me, gave me 50 bucks told me to get a pizza and some hash and just work the night and deliver the damn app. So I did. Got a week holiday for free in return. One of the best guys I worked for.

Apple rejected my app, because they throught there was a frickin Windows phone on my loading screen.

How insecure can you be?

My code..

64 bit VS Code is out and now I have an erection

Just wait until I remove my headphones before you start to talk to me...

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

Heaviest Objects In The Universe

I had a dream where I got a job at SpaceX. Long story short, rockets fell from the sky, people died, and Musk got really angry. I don't think I'll be applying at SpaceX anytime soon.

Made me chuckle!

Choose a name.

HEELP, PLEASE

The force is strong in this one...

Chill the fuck down, AI won't take over humanity anytime soon

\(+_+)/

Microsoft and Linux 😂😂

Wanted me to encrypt CSS with XML

The cool thing about side projects is you can do whatever you want.

The shitty thing is you never complete whatever you want.

Linux pople be like

Our life story explained 😂 !

My mother just called our Google home the github.

*slaps him*

A job where WordPress is illegal

Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

Coworker: "localhost is down"
Me: "See you monday"

Y'all can stop crying now

I've been secretly adding easter eggs into all my html5 creatives 💀

Anyone?

:/ :/ :/

I did a fucking scientific study about fucking rants and found a fucking high correlation between the usage of "fuck" and the number of fucking upvotes.