11.1/11.4 GB of RAM is being eaten open on boot, even though I just rebooted. Almost half of my swap is in use too. WTF! Windows is no help in explaining it either...SO ANNOYING!

She: You are ' ; ' to my code
Me: Sorry, I code in Python

Hey Google...

Why Javascript! Why 😭

Skype has a mean auto reply. If the auto reply is based on a neural net, then they must be sampling from bullies.

Slack update notes are by far the funniest out there.

Friends laptop crashed while a BSOD. :'D

Why have I never thought of this ..😆

What the ...😂

App update description 😂

hahaha me too, Xcode.

This is my 100th rant. I just want to thank you all for the 5k++ that i passed last night!

Walmart is planning to open 400+ stores, bringing 14 people to the workforce.

Took up computer course, never used nor seen a computer in my life. Was good at written tests, now first time to use the lab and first time seeing a PC

Prof: Today you're going to create your own bootable micro floppy disk. Afterwards you're going to load it with SideKick and PC Tools. Turn on the PC in front of you and insert your double density disks as soon as you see the C: prompt
Me: my disk won't go all the way in
Classmate: just push it in until you hear a click then it will lock
Me: still won't *pushes really hard until I heard a crack... my disk was inserted the wrong way... it did lock though*
Everyone in class looks at me and I start questioning my life choices. I could've sworn our Prof's face turned white

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.