When the lead developer knows less about good practice than the apprentice..

Which one are you?

Where you're really into computers and shit but your parents forced you to become doctor.

Today on "How to do easy things the wrong way"...

Anybody rlse here makes paperclips?

Seriously, this game is making me unproductive D:

Dear Skype,

Coders! Who drinks behind the keyboard?

My VS Code extension just got 100 downloads! It just makes me so happy to know that people like what I've made. ☺️

Good job Apple

Client...

Just downloaded a theme designed for WordPress... Holy. Fuck.
Is this normal? [pic related - style.css]

I used Dreamweaver to build a PHP Record Keeping system

I love coffee, so I'd take coffee over pasta any day..

My relationship with alarms :|

Thanks, mam.

Ducky!

I used dropbox as version control.

This...

Free advice take it or leave it
A few days ago I completed my one year work anniversary(is that how it's said) at my first job. And this rant is basically stuff I learnt and stuff I wish someone had told me when I was starting out. Here goes:-

When you are starting out your first job you would be a fresh out of college and people around you in college are your friends where as people around you at work are colleagues. Your friends can like you, but you have to earn the respect of colleagues.

If you sit yo ass too long u will become fat(started going to the gym again).

Don't bother your seniors too much. they have their own shit to deal with.

Don't bring your personal shit to office I don't want to hear how cute your dog looked while it took a dump on your carpet.

Avoid the person who gossips.
It's a two way street.

Whatever you find amazing your boss may not you know coz you are a geek and your boss isn't.

Don't talk to people when they are coding.Yeah just don't.

Avoid "below the belt" humor you may look funny but you loose respect in the long run.

Keep upgrading yourself don't stop learning.

Admit stuff you don't know don't Bullshit.

To sum it up it's a game of respect, respect of knowledge,respect of skill and most of all respect of attitude.

Am I the only one with sore thumbs from using a phone and typing at work all day? Everyone talks about their phone and features it should have but I'm just like "hardware ain't shit if you're going to break your hands using it"

I think it's a tall people with big hands problem.

My worst sin in one word: Procrastination

not sure if sin or ...

Anybody have the bad habits of biting nails down and sometimes tearing the skin off finger-tips just because licking the blood is somehow calming?

If so, how do you combat it?

I code and test on live sites during peak business hours

"Hi! I love your work on github! I'm planning a cryptocurrency exchange and am currently looking for a developer to work with. Would you be interested in working with me and if so, how much would it cost?"

*reply*

>His face when he sees my hourly rate

about:DevRant

Every time I write a comment or a rant, I edit it a bazillion times. I try to fix up spelling, grammar and wording.

Who else edits their rants and comments too much?

They say sleep is for the weak...

They lie...I am soo sleepy today

A day spent coding, is a day well spent. 😌

I don't eject my USB sticks properly

Its finally here! 🤗