C'mon 😂😂

Isn't it?

Just use string resources from the get go in android studio.

It's never a "5 minute fix".

I didn't choose programming...
Programming chose me!

Automatically generate unit tests for all the code I write.

Slow time so I can code more AND sleep more!

F-ck maven, i wan't my gradle back :(

Kill who ever let's a robot program anything. Because what ever boundaries you place on it does not stop it from recreating it's self without them.

Who ever makes an AI that can program is putting humanity on the thin edge between utopia and dystopia

so since I'm a developer I get told to fuck off when I don't know how to fix some stupid printer 😀

FINALLY!
Kotlin official supported by Google for Android! <3

carpenter

Hunter, fisherman or something that makes me do something more physical.

Well... Then I'll ride for free I guess...

Best... hacking... scene... ever

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Rick Osborne

"use SQL to corrupt their databases" - Jason Bourne movie

Why don't managers/team-leads take into account the time that you get stuck on something that's stupid to ask but it eats up your hours :(

I am 99% done with my academic project, but still the workload is heavy, and I've got too much on my plate already, mom's spaghetti

My boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

Hardcoding stuff when im short on time.

Same password for everything 😂 I am glad I am not protecting the missile launching codes

git pull origin master
[5 conflicts found]
[Delete]
git clone https://project.git

Using inline css

Pair program with myself. It's lonely but 3x more effective than pairing with my idiot colleagues

Procrastinate until 1 day before deadline

Mixing tabs with spaces ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sudo chmod -R 777

When Microsoft releases a new Visual Studio and you quickly install it thinking all vs issues have been sorted only to realize it is the same old story.......😞😬

If Rammstein did code :D