stalin sort

OpenCart project?

Who the fuck cares about tickets closed per day is high or not.

Is the customers satisfied? That's what matters.

Headphones.

No one. and i mean literally no one, can push your buttons like family can.

GLS usually displays a message saying something along the lines of "A label was generated by the sender, but has not yet been been deposited at a GLS depot/warehouse" when these mails are sent out.

I only always see the message in danish, so don't blame me for the incorrect English translation.

@Berkmann18 Some electricity company reportedly.

Converting jQuery to vanilla JS is usually pretty fucking easy.

Nonetheless if the solution works you probably got the concept od how to solve the problem at hand.

Someone mind translating that into a human readable language?

Stay the fuck away from Themeforest and TemplateMonster.

Unless you want the site hacked within a week, that is :)

I would love to ditch facebook all together, but the client pays for a facebook page feed integration.

This image is intentionally made look confusing.
Look at rm, why is it explained twice?

Wrong and wrong.

I always just plug it in, wait a few minutes then i'm ready to dump my files.

@jesse-bryant Please do :D

@dder I'd say this classifies as the rant about what I've named my phone.

@dder Yes this is what I named my phone.
It's odd enough to be unique. And yet people understand the reference

Just disable JavaScript, cant detect adblockers without

@PonySlaystation as one who is absolutely disgusted by composer and hate it with a passion; I'm actually glad that WP hasn't yet been infected by such.

I don't mind writing a require(); in the top of my files.
As I see it that's no different from 'import a from b' or '#include stdio.h'

@PonySlaystation I can agree with the URL thing is just dump, and using unique urls as GUIDs is just a momentary brainfart..

I have yet to experience one of the WordPress sites I have made being hacked.

Though ask me about the ones from a "themeforest developer" and I tell you another story.

WordPress can be a damn good CMS, and scale really well. If the developer is competent enough to know what plugins to use, and what not to use.
With that in mind, I usually spend half the time on projects with WordPress than with Drupal8 or symfony.

But if it's the kind of "developer" that buys a package from themeforest slam the "top 5 best WordPress plugins" into the mix...

Ohh boy..

I disable JavaScript, can't detect adblockers without js.

Just set it to a static color.

The swear word density is good in this one.

Hello world

Amen brother.. amen. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Needs REST to recover

I eventually spend some time looking at it, and it looks like something that is relatively easy could be replaced by a SQL query.

But that function is so engrained in the system that my fear of doing so is overwhelming,. due to the number os possible bugs i'd introduce

@Kashmir I don't quite know what the function does, but it's called filterList(); and spans ~300 lines.of if's and loops.

The system is a customer system that keeps tracks of customers and orders and data about customers.
Made in a hella old version of codeigniter

(It's a client system, not our own, and one we inherited from a previous dev)

@shoop Then why bother commenting.. I'd have been faster to just scroll on.

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