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Project manager logic.

joke/meme time brooks's law logic pm

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User: "What should I do? I'm confused."

rant clueless

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"Can you make the UI look uglier and more ... Traditional?"

Removed CSS completely and gave them an HTML only page. They loved it.

rant wk75

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All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

joke/meme no errors christmas debug

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Sure I've said this before, but I was once asked to embed a video in a pdf so people could print it...

rant wk75

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When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

rant code review buddy debugging coder

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Oh sh*t

joke/meme database delete coffee production

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relatable af

joke/meme joke

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Started working in a company as an intern, they want me to do everything whether I know how to or not.

question internship slavery workload

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Apple has Air
Amazon has Fire
Google has Earth
Microsoft should really create something called Water

joke/meme water earth apple air fire google amazon microsoft

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Defragmentation

[via https://twitter.com/jeremiahtolbert...]

joke/meme defragmentation

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One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

rant

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Love a machine that can just keep going.

joke/meme apple old faithful repairability reliability google+ (woa comic) microsoft

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This made me laugh hard

joke/meme calendar number system meme

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Everytime I need to edit a document

joke/meme

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Funny definition of fibonnacci, this is about right.

joke/meme

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$19billion later, here we are

joke/meme

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Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

rant let's teach them latin

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That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight

joke/meme trying to sleep early chucknorris browsing curiosity

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And the award for the most fitting ad placement goes to...

undefined yahoo fail

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Maintaining software built by interns who have all quit by now and made zero documentation

joke/meme bad code documentation fail interns maintainability

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This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

devrant

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People who send an email saying "I'm getting an error message".

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE?!

OH NO SURE LET ME LOOK IN MY CRYSTAL BALL, I'LL HAVE IT FIGURED OUT FOR YOU IN NO FUCKING TIME.

😡

rant 😡

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Just me, explaining how my code works.

undefined wk72

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Just tried to double tap a Facebook comment to "like" it.

rant devrant is better

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In a meeting after I explained that the user passwords will be encrypted before we save them in the database

Them: "Please don't do that, we don't want to change our clients data"

Me: " so we should save the clear text?"

Them: "Yes"

😒

rant wk75

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Seeing a i when you type i? Fix this unnormal behaviour.

joke/meme apple i bug

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Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

rant never again work write once

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Teachers who evaluate your mini project on the number of lines of code written........🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

rant

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I don't care about money, girls, fancy cars, big houses, fame...

I want stars on my GitHub repo

rant

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